Mindful Maybe

the music, the turn, the delayed stare. this is true comedy in highest form.

My first thought when I woke up was this video

She’s lip syncing and it’s actually poot singing backstage

(via eaglefather)

95 hours per week

A fucking queen

These are the people that conservatives and classists say don’t deserve to earn more than a minimum hourly wage.

Jesus

Watch: Bernie Sanders says what we’re all thinking about Hillary Clinton’s emails.

On a related note, earlier in the evening Sanders and Clinton had a heated exchange over gun control.

not even fuckin risking it at this stage

hahhaha gOD DAMMIT

I need this

How Donald Trump comes up with his ideas

I’m in awe of how stupidly impressively this vine is

I love where I live

When you’re low key a couple

Just a couple a guys bein dudes

This is beautiful

Violet Chachki Runway look S07E06

‘Hello land dog, I am water dog.’

Poor Person: I need food stamps so I don’t starve.

Conservative: That’s lazy. Get a job.

Poor Person: Fine. I got a job, but it doesn’t pay enough. The minimum wage needs to be raised.

Conservative: Still lazy. Go to college so you can get a better job.

Poor Person: Fine. But I’ll need financial assistance to afford college.

Conservative: Still lazy.

Poor Person: Fine. I went to college, put myself in debt, and got a degree. But the only jobs I can get without experience are unpaid internships. Businesses should be required to pay their interns.

Conservative: …

Conservative: Still lazy.

Poor Person: How the hell do you expect me to get out of debt?

Conservative: It’s your own fault. You choose to go to college even though you couldn’t afford it.

Poor Person: But you’re the one who keeps telling poor people to go to college. Are you saying that I’m lazy if I don’t go to college, and lazy if I do?

Conservative: Yes.

Poor Person: Then what the hell should I do?

Conservative: Be born rich.

Someone put this PERFECTLY. f u c k

this is so true 

i wasn’t ready for cole sprouse’s halloween costume