There are only 2 genders

Please people thee are only two genders…. I can’t believe that Tumblr is allowed to exist and make up all these ridiculous identities and not have all its users in mental health facilities. 

someone reblog this with the two real genders because this guy sure as heck didnt specify

Pokemon and Digimon

sun and moon

super trans and mega trans

chungo and scrungus

salt and pepper

Neither and both

Nintendogs 1 & 2

handmaiden and fuedal lord

Birdemic: Shock and Terror and Birdemic 2: The Resurrection

Team lads and team gents

Achievement Hunter and Funhaus

Khal Drogo and Not Khal Drogo

Mario and Luigi

Tom and Jerry

Ass and tiddies

Star Trek and Star Wars

Simon and garfunkel

Primmie and techie

ML and anarchist

I Want to Believe & The Truth Is Out There

Take the sardines and Leave the sardines

twink and bear.

Wreck-It Ralph and Fix-It Felix

The Office (UK) and The Office (US)

Baroque and Romantic

Atlas and P-Body

Casual and Hardcore

Disney channel and Cartoon Network

RWBY and RvB

summer and winter

Doctor Who and Sherlock

brave and default

Melodic death metal and symphonic metal 

Naruto and Sasuke

The Apple Bottom Jeans and the Boots With the Fur

art nouveau and art deco

shitposting and night blogging

goth and prep 

Bagginses and Sackville-Bagginses.

Deez Nuts and Dem Tiddies

Hamilton and Wicked

P1 and P2

Federalist or Democratic-Republican

Joestars and Zeppelis 

L and N

Sans and Papyrus

Self propelled armored artillery and self propelled assault gun. THERES A DIFFERENCE PEOPLE!

Manga and comics

Coiny and Nickel.

Battle For Dream Island and Inanimate Insanity

Chicken nuggets and mac and cheese

Steak and potatoes

Leafy and Keemstar

valour and mystic

for fun and for glory

Attack Helicopter and Dank meme

Shits and Giggles

Northern Ireland and Ireland Ireland

Lowkey and highkey

Fries and chips

Parks and Recreation

Toilet paper over and toilet paper under.

Empire and Rebellions

dubs and subs

montagues and capulets

WOW! it’s BISMUTH! i haven’t seen her since middle school! don’t miss the  BISMUTH half hour special! boarded by Katie Mitroff, Lamar Abrams, Colin Howard & Jeff Liu!

Had the privilege of directing tonights special half-hour episode! Everyone get ready for BISMUTH!!! 

Matilda Ascends Accompanied By Tulip

there she goes

i dont know why every like, forced bedsharing fic is always AND THEN, DESPITE THEIR ATTEMPTS TO KEEP TO THEIR OWN SIDES OF THE BED, THEY WOKE UP IN A TENDER EMBRACE like

have any of you ever… ever shared a bed, with anyone,

#despite their attempts to keep to their own sides of the bed ONE OF THEM SOMEHOW THREW ALL THE PILLOWS ON THE FLOOR#STOLE THE BLANKETS#AND FORCED THE OTHER PERSON TO MASH THEMSELVES IN BETWEEN THE BED AND THE WALL.

I want to read this fic.

And then the cat jumped on the bed, and the blanket fight was officially Lost.

“They lay perfectly still all night, each silently terrified that, if they relaxed, they would fart.”

“No matter where she rolled, the Snuggle Monster pursued. Over and over again through the night she would roll away, almost fall asleep, and then --

The Dread Arm would wrap around her, and she felt like she was going to catch fire. How was it possible for one woman to produce so much waste heat, and why did she instinctively cuddle in the middle of summer?”

Most people I know had that one movie as a kid; that one movie that they would watch over and over and over to the resigned acceptance of their parents. I’ve always thought that movie says something about a person. What was your movie?

Look at this bullshit little kitten!! Just look at what I have to live with!

For full context: he WILL NOT fall asleep on my chest or stomach, he absolutely has to be pressed up against part of my face. I'm like a security blanket for him or something

Hard copies of my comic Chicks Dig Giant Robots is now available for purchase on Gumroad!

Five girls, five robots, a kaiju, you know how it is. What’s more punk rock than defending the Earth?

Purchase comes with free digital copies of the comic, and signed editions are available. Supplies are limited so get it while you can!

If you’re only interested in buying the digital version that’s available too!

hey those are half off today

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