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❝ I used to want to save the world. To end war and bring peace to mankind. But then, I glimpsed the darkness that lives within their light. I learned that inside every one of them, there will always be both. The choice each must make for themselves - something no hero will ever defeat. And now I know…that only love can truly save the world. So I stay. I fight, and I give…for the world I know can be. This is my mission now. Forever. ❞
this was the moment i literally screamed with joy at my tv
so if in the soulmate au the very first words your soulmate ever says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body since the day you are born imagine having something like ‘man I cant believe dumbledore died’ tattooed on you. imagine being spoiled for a book series that doesnt even exist yet. imagine worrying about this dumbledore guy your whole childhood while not knowing who he is. imagine knowing dumbledore dies before jk rowling even thinks about it.
Everybody go home, this is my favorite soulmate au
So you finally find your soulmate. After years of knowing that dumbledore dies and the entire franchise being ruined, you find him. You’re in the theatre, dumbledore is dead and you hear it. ‘Man I can’t believe dumbledore died’ by a guy walking right by you and in you’re rage you shout ‘You! You’re the one!’ The guy stops, looks at you, his own arm to read the words, then back at you and he says, “That’s not really how I imagined that being said”
It got better
I was always very dramatic - my family would probably use the word ‘dramatic’ - as a child; always putting on performances, making everyone come watch, and pay to watch. I was very business-savvy as a child.
#that lady totally noticed her sword though #but then she was like #’you know what that’s none of my business’ #’enjoy the party girl’ #’you look amazing’ #’have fun murdering the fascist sweetie’
Check out the zoom on a Nikon P900 camera.
In love……
I remember when I had this camera and the zoom shots were the best shots
I thought this was fucking fake but ?????
what in gods name ……….
APPARENTLY THEY CAN ZOOM INTO SATURN TOO WITH THIS THING????
I thought it was going to be hilariously expensive, but oddly it’s only $600 (not much more than my Rebel T3 kit that was $450)
The lens is apparently equivalent to 2000mm telephoto.
What can the macro lens do?
WHAT THE FUCK
I can finally show the ladies how big my conk is without photoshop
Kit Harington‘s smile // For Mencap •
I’ve been expecting the chop every season. I’m a bit surprised every time I get to the last page and [Jamie’s] still alive.
Happy 1st of September!
19 years later is today!
The other day I had a really good idea for a story:
A high school Shakespeare club angrily splits into two groups when they can’t agree on the correct interpretation of Romeo and Juliet. One group thinks it’s a cautionary tale about the stupidity of youth and shallow lust; the other group think it’s a beautiful tragedy about poisonous hatred conquered by love. Reconciliation seems impossible-
-then a person from one group falls in love with a person from the other
#it would be better if somehow EVERY OTHER SHAKESPEARE WAS HAPPENING AT ONCE#like you got a benedict and beatice b-story#and then somebody see’s their dad’s ghost#and there’s cross-dressing#and three upperclassmen tell macbeth he will be drama club president
oh my god I need this nobody dies but SEVEN PEOPLE ARE EXPELLED
Exit stage left, pursued by the school mascot
When you use a bird to write with, it’s called tweeting.
Renamed paint colors.
