Take care

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“I just feel so dead inside…”

“Dead inside, you say? I know something that might just work”

reanimate my will to live

Wake me up inside

tumblr are you telling me something

Very well. I shall find them, and save this kingdom.

Ganalf...

The Cullens must've really fucked up the ecosystems of Washington. Like hunting deer is generally fine because of overpopulation but they also went after animals like bears and mountain lions. Did they hunt elk too? Did those fuckers travel farther north to hunt caribou? Did they hunt the few remaining wolves in Washington? Did they follow hunting laws and seasons at all?

Are they aware of their ecological impacts? The public needs to know!

brb gonna go choke a fucking deer out with my bare hands because apparently that doesn't count as hunting

Big Boss

we’re killing our planet

boob window showing off the gaping hole in my chest

why does every job want you to have a drivers license… cant you want me for my loving nature

I think game design is still very much in its infancy. We need to get to 100 years of video game before any of this starts to make sense

I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache

life just goes on no matter what

mirror.mp4

happy 420 and day i reserve a spot in hell

its that time again folks

@shubbabang

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happy 8 years to this post

we haven't had a true tumblr sexyman in years. Sans was like the last one. I can still see his weird glowing goo ghost dick when I close my eyes. that kind of absolute derangement just doesn't happen anymore. some people just liking Astarion and Senshi a lot is not the same. a true tumblr sexyman makes this website absolutely unusable

oh my god it was the porn ban. the porn ban killed the tumblr sexyman. the horny can't fester and multiply like it used to. the sexymen are killed in their infancy

saw someone mention they liked voyeuristically observing top/bottom discourse and i wanted to post my screenshot compilation