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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

EVERYONE BE QUIET I CAN HEAR CHEESE

Came Back Wrong from the gocey store

forgot something

my oanges

i think if i focused really really hard i could grow a leaf

Just saw a pigeon walking around with no head

And it had no wings and no legs either

And it had no body and no tail and it had no feathers and no job

I didn't see anything walking around

I did draw jfk pony actually. over the summer

proof

the image isnt loading for me is it the folding sniper pony gif

yes 😔

If you think you make better scrambled eggs than me you are literally wrong. I make heaven in the fucking pan

Bro thinks they’re the scrambler here

Before I block you I want you to knows it's because you called me bro. NOT because your eggs claims have merit. I am the scrambler and you are a nothing bitch. goodbye

"scan the qr code to download the app" how about YOU scan my nuts to download kill yourself

please, white woman was my father. call me fart explosion.

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

i was born with the compulsive need to do my own thang

it's so foggy out on the road i can't make out (makeout?! 😳😏😳🥺⁉️❤️❣️?💗💓💕💞💖💛💚💖💛💝💋?) a thing 10 feet infront of me

i did an animal crossing town tour finally -////-

ibuprofen please save me from the dragon