Shhhh.

soda can be so spiritually healing at times i fear

I'm terminally online but in a well-adjusted way.

I'm insane for other reasons.

Elevated Bus That Drives Above Traffic Jams

if this fucking thing started training over me while i was driving i’d slam the breaks and kill everybody behind me

idk why women's bathrooms exist when women don't poop or pee

it's where they go to do cocaine

When a song’s a banger but the lyrics hit a little too close to home

Can't wait for their collab

hey kid. i know this lab is scary, but the punishment isn’t for you. i’ve got a guy coming in who likes ben shapiro. i know, right? anyway, all i need you to do is explain your gender identity to him in detail. don’t worry, he’ll be bound and gagged. you can leave once you’re done i just needed some help.

my favorite celebrity fact is that christian bale really said he was embodying tom cruise for american psycho it’s like the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

I don’t know what I thought they ate but I didn’t think this…

same energy

That pankace just ate a goldfish

I THOUGHT THEY WERE HERBIVORES O_O

taylor putting on her red ring for that tiktok like: please let them see this and understand that red tv is coming next please for the love of god let them interpret something correctly for once

I mean…

COME ON!?!!!!