Seesaws Yeehaws

the only thing that bothers me about the booping is that I can see the paw pads which makes me feel like I'm backhanding peoples' blogs

Me when I boop you

Happy April Fools 2024

It’s them,,,,

mutuals, non-mutuals, ops of years old posts, you can all catch these paws

ligament

i am chronically online but not in a way that others recognise unless they are also an active tumblr user in the year 2023 🫡

tags from @umamidjezhda because LITERALLY

I like to imagine that everyplace else in the Full Metal Alchemist world is just normal. Like people in Xing are looking at maps like "And over here we've got the perfectly circular military dictatorship where every other person is an evil wizard. Not a recommended vacation destination."

Obsessed with the implication that the country where succession is being decided based on which of 50 different heirs brings the current leader the secret to immortality first, is normal

Well that's just politics

This comic was inspired by a post that I cannot find [redacted rant about how much tumblr's search function is the closest there is tho pure evil]. So you know, if anyone has that post hand it I will actually make you a silly litltle doodle.

I'm so fucking productive. I got so much shit done today.

ⓘ Fact check: This user did the bare minimum for the first time in 3 months.

ⓘ Fact check: Be proud of yourself anyway bitch. Doing shit is hard.

The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

and we need that! keeps us humble. 

blogging

For comparison here's a video of what a male kiwi sounds like