shit happens

credit: Sparkling Heart

“Kevin saw nothing but the court, but Jean had stopped hoping for more than that years ago.”

WHAT THE FUCK

neil’s insistence on hiding his scars for as long as possible bc he knows it’s not normal and the foxes Will stare and ask questions vs jean just stripping in front of the trojans bc he expects his teammates to ignore his abuse since it isn’t their business... neil flinching from wymack's loud voice bc he doesnt trust men old enough to be his father vs jean holding his racquet out for rhemann to hit him after "failing" to do what he said he would do because he expects to be beaten to a pulp by his superiors and because "contrition, coach"... it makes me sick!!! i need to wrap them up in a warm blanket forever

kevin telling jean that everyone who has tried to tame neil has failed is something so important to me

Fuck

Nothing. Nothing in this whole world will be funnier than the fact that Jean thought the foxes were protecting Kevin and Neil because they didn't know about the mafia angle and then him finding out they knew and being like "oh. These people be crazy crazy for shits and giggles" 🤣🤣😂

Remus *telling a story*: And then he interrupted me! Right when-

Sirius: HE WHAT

Remus: Well he-

Sirius *picking up his wand*: THAT BASTARD

Remus: Wait Sirius don't-

Sirius *about to throw hands*: Don't worry rem, i won't kill'em I'll just rough'em up a bit, see how HE LIKES BEING FUCKING INTERRUPTED-

Be safe out there today, folks. That boop withdrawal is no joke.

tis better to have booped and lost than never to have booped at all

since i fully expect tumblr to monetize booping at a later date like they did with the crabs, here's your reminder to not give them any fucking money until they get their asses in gear and not only address but fix their moderation policies surrounding racism and transmisogyny and bigotry in general

Andreil in Nutshell

Not included: rest of the foxes sideeyeing them nervously

u know ur a tumblr local when u immediately come here to make sure ao3 is down and see people already posting about it. how dare ao3 be down and deprive me of my gay fanfiction. this is homophobic.

Ao3 down? Goncharov trending again? Is there a time machine around here?

Goncharov was special because not only did we establish canon, we created a whole fanon gay interpretation and proceded to ignore the (not even real) original in favour of it. And thats what tumblr is all about.

Bring back the golden era of Tumblr (the Goncharov era)