Colbert: All The Other Reasons Trump Is A Bad President

20 Years Ago Today, The Matrix Changed Cinema Forever

(kermit voice) shawty i don’t.....

not to be dramatic, but Okoye telling her bitch ass husband she would end him without hesitation when he tried to manipulate her changed me as a person and cured my depression. 

“would you kill me my love?”

“for wakanda? No question.”

a woman in my theater: “oH I HEARD THAT!!!!”

Wanda Maximov on the otherhand won’t uninstall her dating sim to save the universe.

cast noah centineo as ash ketchum you cowards

Ash is literally 10 years old and fucking Japanese. He should be played by Scarlett Johansson and nobody else

Hampton Yount - Comedy Central’s The Half Hour

where the fuck am i

He actually told the time

HOW did the parent not die laughing immediately!?

OMG HE ACTUALLY TOLD THE TIME

At first I was just like- why is everyone so impressed that someone knew how to read a clock?

And then I got it.

not again