Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
Love is a rabid badger from Hell
Eight years ago I made a comedic horror short film combining Saw and Teddy Ruxpin titled Teddy Saw. It is probably the most fucked up short I’ve ever made but it’s Halloween, so why not throw it up on the site for old time’s sake. For some reason they took it down from YouTube, so here’s the vimeo link. Written by me, directed and edited by Bill Buckendorf.
“The mistakes you make as a child haunt your life forever. How much blood will you shed to stay alive.”
~ “How to Bathe,” Herald of Health, 1866
In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.
Series of female mugshots from the 1960s. (via)
Sarah Orne Jewett (via emotional-algebra)
Dylann Roof got Burger King.
If giving that murderous little piece of shit a cheap burger keeps his civil rights train moving, I wouldn’t care if they’d taken him to Ruth’s Chris. I don’t even care why they did it - because, had they NOT done it, and his attorney decided his rights had been violated, that could start a slide toward having the case dismissed. And that little piece of shit needs to burn. The single most important thing in this trial going forward is for every single I to be dotted and every little T to be crossed.
I saw a post by gabirol about reading jacobclifton‘s recaps on TWoP. I didn’t want to hijack it with info about my own recaps, so I started this post. But seriously, bless you for posting that, because it somehow never occurred to me.
Anyway, when you click on the link for any recap’s next...
tippitv another for your collection
Er. Well.
To my American followers:
Hello from the future!
It’s 2014 here now! We have jetpacks and flying cars!
The missing socks have all been found!
Just thought I’d point out that I posted this on January 1st…so you can see that I am not above recycling my own jokes.
Of course, this only got 13 notes and not 119022…
Portrait I drew of the lovely Maggie Smith.
(time for me to go pass out >< I’m getting to old to do allnighters anymore)
GASP SOMEONE GET ME A GALAXY BAT