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Miss Manners 62

@missmanners62 / missmanners62.tumblr.com

I'm kinda tired.
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Love is a rabid badger from Hell

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Eight years ago I made a comedic horror short film combining Saw and Teddy Ruxpin titled Teddy Saw. It is probably the most fucked up short I’ve ever made but it’s Halloween, so why not throw it up on the site for old time’s sake. For some reason they took it down from YouTube, so here’s the vimeo link. Written by me, directed and edited by Bill Buckendorf.

“The mistakes you make as a child haunt your life forever. How much blood will you shed to stay alive.”

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Dylann Roof got Burger King.

If giving that murderous little piece of shit a cheap burger keeps his civil rights train moving, I wouldn’t care if they’d taken him to Ruth’s Chris. I don’t even care why they did it - because, had they NOT done it, and his attorney decided his rights had been violated, that could start a slide toward having the case dismissed. And that little piece of shit needs to burn. The single most important thing in this trial going forward is for every single I to be dotted and every little T to be crossed. 

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To my American followers:

Hello from the future!

It’s 2014 here now! We have jetpacks and flying cars!

The missing socks have all been found!

Just thought I’d point out that I posted this on January 1st…so you can see that I am not above recycling my own jokes.

Of course, this only got 13 notes and not 119022…

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Portrait I drew of the lovely Maggie Smith.

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