when ur drunk any bathroom is a save point

i have no memory of posting this

OP died and respawned before they posted this

When you’re gay and something bad happens

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So Long Gay Bowser………..

this is uber. am outside

Don’t use this scale on lab reports though — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/2BMp6g5

Anyways it’s the season for the best Christmas film ever :)

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ok but if a girl ever like……tucked a stray piece of my hair behind my ear or traced my collarbone i would die know this

Cronch

My aunt’s cat is very shy and hides when there are guests in her house. She semi-trusts my parents and will at least be in the same room as them. Tonight, my dad made some progress:

Anyways it’s the season for the best Christmas film ever :)

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the human experience

me: oh yeah i’ll watch [insert mega popular easily-accessed netflix thing] at some point

me:

it doesn’t matter how old you are or what your sexuality is, everyone thirsts over robert downey jr.’s ass and that’s just how life is meant to be lived.