The longer I stay home the more homeless I look

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

This puppy has such big dreams, I just know it.

who made a grunge edit of icarly

People who tell you that your dogs don’t understand what you’re saying are the kind of negativity you don’t need in your life. 

when you get home and got the next day off

I’m really boring if I’m not comfortable with you

me: *eats something* friend: can I have a bite ? me: yeah you can have the whole thing if you go buy your own

a collection of gems from @pettyrevenge

me whenever

@she-who-is-named-katie