clairricane reblogged
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In my defence, the moon was full and I was left unsupervised.
destroy the idea that i will ever calm down
sir you dont understand. if i dont take off my pants & put on an incredibly large sweater when i get home i’ll die
adult: what do you want to be when you grow up?
me: an old lady with a garden, soulmate, tons of animals, & a peaceful forest home
I am the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know
i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker