things she did twice: THAT

Phew here we go. I didn’t expect so much love on this one! So, I mean, here’s these. Sorry if they’re inaccurate lol I rushed on these. They kinda suck. Hope you still enjoy!

[lance voice] you know what rhymes with lance? ✨romance✨

[keith voice] you know what rhymes with keith? ✨false teeth✨ [keith proceeds to pull out his dentures. lance is screaming]

keith: casually comes out to the team that he’s gay

lance: 

@lordessdoodle told me about a headcanon of Keith being ticklish~ 

not to be ladphobic but I think ppl who go for a bit of cheeky nandos in public are disgusting :/ It’s adam and eve not banter with steve

what language is this

This man overheard my friend and I talking about money and….

what the fuck

things to say during a sex:

I stayed up all night using a text-to-speech program to make my computer say “poop.” Now I’m exhausted and dehydrated from crying from laughing so much and nobody will return my calls. I called every person I knew and left them all messages of my computer saying “poop” and me screaming and laughing until I threw up. Nobody cares if I’m dead or alive.