“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie
SLUT WORLD IS UNDER ATTACK
Tumblr porn ban circa 2018
3 seconds into dungeon meshi and they’re already living my dream. i love eating things I ought not in unfamiliar ecosystems
one time in undergrad we went to this big farm & greenhouse where they were cultivating rare & endangered plants and during the tour the botanist let us all taste a leaf off of a particular plant & I was like oh some of these are edible!
so we got to the next plant and when he took questions I asked if it was also edible and he said “I mean. It’s not poisonous, but I’m sure it won’t taste good.” I asked if I could try it anyway and it seemed like he was just perplexed enough to indulge me so he gave me one leaf. It was terrible.
At the next plant he offered me a leaf before I asked and he wanted to know what it tasted like
For the rest of the tour he gave me a leaf from each non-poisonous plant and I told him how they all tasted (mostly like nothing at all but some unspeakably terrible) and that’s how I ate several dozen rare & endangered leaves.
So anyway. I’m a fan of this blonde guy already. I think we’d be friends
They are studying us in petri dishes
SECOND APPLE HOLDINGS
elijah wood as bacchus at 2004 mardi gras. if you care
get ready for an exuberant summer
it’s insane how quickly your life can just. suddenly improve. i used to be so miserable but now i own 5 swords
@cadaverkeys on it boss.
pictured is two rapiers, a fencing foil, a saber, and a rapier thats been shortened down <3
my arm hurts so much.
The five of swords. Heated competition, boastfulness, victory at any cost.
thanks to anonymous for sending this ask i’ll never answer it because i love opening the inbox and saying out loud i have social anxienty and eat pussy eberyday every single time
environmental storytelling
