is this what having a penis is like
Bahahahah
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is this what having a penis is like
Bahahahah
OMFG
So I’m watching this voice acting documentary on Netflix, “I Know That Voice,” and it’s really good anyway and y'all should watch it.
But they have Kevin Conroy on and they’re into a section about being recognized out in public and Conroy tells this story.
He lives in NYC apparently, and after the 9/11 attacks he helped out making meals for people (in a soup kitchen type thing, I’m gathering).
So one day one guy comes up to him and says, “You know I’m a construction worker in my day job. What do you do?”
And Conroy tells him that he does voice acting.
And the guy gets all excited, like, “I knew it! You're that Kevin Conroy, you’re Batman!”
And the guy went out into the dining area and just announced to all of the people there, “You know who’s been cooking your dinner? Batman.”
The room went completely quiet and eventually some guy at the far end of the room called out, “Bullshit! Make him prove it!”
So Kevin fucking Conroy just stood in the fucking kitchen and did the, “I am vengeance. I am the night! I am Batman!” line.
And the guy was like, “Holy shit it IS Batman!” and everyone cheered.
And the guy who originally approached Conroy came back to him to tell him, “How does it feel to be Santa Claus? 'Cause that’s what you just did.”
And that’s one of the best Batman stories I’ve ever heard.
You have your mother’s eyes.
Was he just born ripped as fuck or something?
This is his father.
It’s quite possible Rock was indeed born ripped as fuck.
why do boys always need o know ur bra size?? like u gonna jerk it to 38b?? do u even know what that means?? i could say 6p and theyd probably cum
give me the 1080p titty
60fps of titty
4k 144FPS mega-titty
I’m fucking crying
fuckin scooter
Muaahahahah😂😂😂😂😂😂
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When I was like 6 years old I was woken up in the middle of night by a voice saying “play with me play with me” over and over and I stayed awake for two hours terrified as the voice continued and then I realized it was a furby
how s that less scary
Suuuuuucccckkkkksssssss!!! Why am I doing this again?! Oh, right, to finally get my dang degree. Gah. At least I'm doing online classes so I don't have to sit in a classroom and focus on one subject for a long time. I've been bouncing between classes and assignments. As a result I've only gotten one thing completely done, but one or two more nights like this and my work due next Sunday will be done. It works. But now I just want Steve to be home. I hate him working nights. I get lonely. But hey, he's working! We have a little extra money now! Whoop!!
I make your life miserable. You say that I'm the one light in your life that keeps you hanging on, but all I see is me hurting you over and over. I try to let you go. I have let you go so many times over the years. Yet you always find your way back to me. It's been over 20 years now, and you still come back every time. Why? Why do we do this? Why do you let me do this to you? Why do you do this to yourself? We are too different. Our paths are not meant to cross. When they do its intense and emotional and it hurts. It hurts so much. Whether the pain comes from actually being hurtful or just wishing things were different, it's always there. Eventually we will learn. But it's obviously not right now.
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cat or cloud??
Accept the fact that you will grow apart from people you’ve had significant relationships with. Understand when someone no longer positively affects your life. Let them go. Don’t hinder your growth.