they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

dragon meat, you, and me

Church of Whale Fall

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

Laundrosaurus, a piece of household surrealism, by Helga Stentzel

Random PNGs, part 153.

(1. Dried poppy flower, 2. "Clasped Hands of Robert and Elizabeth Barrett Browning" by Harriet Hosmer, 3. Antique mourning brooch, 4. She-wolf figure from 16th century, 5. "Ogling Skull" by Julien-Adolphe Duvocelle, 6. Chalice of thorns, 7. Fungus Beetle, 8. Rapanui "Birdman boulder" from 1750-1875, 9. Bat tray.)

dungeon food... ah, dungeon food...

If you think you make better scrambled eggs than me you are literally wrong. I make heaven in the fucking pan

Bro thinks they’re the scrambler here

Before I block you I want you to knows it's because you called me bro. NOT because your eggs claims have merit. I am the scrambler and you are a nothing bitch. goodbye

ooh ahh dripchuck

grasshopper nymphs make me want to cry. baby you are so small?

you're so small and also you're little?

We’re not making it out of this one

when i meet a Masculine girl with strange demonic behavior a rancid aura oud note perfume homeless and gay looking clothes and has all the dead beat alcoholic father qualities

Art by johnx

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

Kellie Smith

white gilgamesh it’s a disaster

since beer + milk will make milk faster