hi i havent posted in a million years and dunno if i will again but life is so unpredictable. i started using tumblr when i was 12 and now it's abt to be my 20th birthday in an hour and im engaged to my best friend and he makes me so happy and i genuinely am finally at peace with myself even though my life is always crazy, thank u for ur time feel free to follow my insta bc thats the only app i use now, @ rumpfactory 💞💞
He’s being cleaned, not just pet, but judging by that big contented rumble you can hear, he’s quite enjoying it!
When you’re a prehistoric dinosaur and it’s scritches time
what is a jester with no audience.. when a clown jokes in an empty forest does the little honk have any meaning
this is like scrooge seeing his own grave in a christmas carol
Love reblogging a picture of Tumblr’s grave on Tumblr
Clare Turlay Newberry (1903-1970)
Cat Napping, before 1940
We have two main holes on our lower half. Our buttholes and our nut holes. Also the Aretha
Franklin??????????????
The Turtle?
Blessed_forgetfulcat
I believe that the words that come out of your mouth when you’re unpleasantly surprised reflect an aspect of your hidden nature.
For example, having just sampled a taste of the artificial chocolate flavored protein powder mailed to me by my mother, I immediately exclaimed “God, motherfucker of Jesus”, revealing that I am both a) a blasphemous heathen, and b) usually incoherent