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The eeriness of dolls comes solely from the fact that they are completely modeled on human beings. In fact, they are nothing but human really. They make us face the fear of being reduced to simple mechanisms and matter. In other words, they make us face the fear that fundamentally all humans belong to the void. Science seeking to unlock the secret of life also brought about this fear. The notion that nature can be calculated inevitably leads to the conclusion that humans too can be reduced to basic mechanical parts.
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okay, would it inconvenience people if i decided to remake mario's account and made this one an archive? because retagging crap is going to be a pain and i would much prefer a fresh start on the character...

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you know what i think i might just make this an archive account and redo everything because this is a hassle... 

unless someone wants to persuade me not too?

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        There’s a certain amount of creativity involved in taking someone else’s character and putting your own spin on them, but writing an OC means building a person—and often the world they live in—entirely from scratch. It takes a special kind of writer to manage that.

        Sure, there are characters out there that have little to no thought put into them, or were made with the intention of playing out the writer’s fantasies. There are also many people who bend the personalities of canon characters completely out of shape. Should they be applauded over a genuinely well-written original character? All canon characters are someone’s OC. Really, it’s not fair that people who write OCs get a bad rap. They’re some of the most talented and creative lot I’ve ever had the privilege of working with. Here are three great characters you’re probably not following:

                                              string-me-along

        Mario C Gano is not your typical deliveryman. The wares he transports are of a more mystical, supernatural variety. He himself is a puppet. Well, a man who spends part time as a puppet. He’s a bit of a joker, bit of a jerk, maybe even a bit of a flirt. Always knows how to have a good time. He’s a regular guy—someone you might know from school or work. His surfer/stoner demeanor is ridiculously endearing, or at least charming enough to win Una over: the two have been married for almost a year now. Despite how laidback he can seem, Mario is smarter than he looks and has been through some pretty rough situations, including being turned into a jack-in-the-box by our next character…

                                   faeinthegardens/freydianslip

        Freydis (Foraedaeist in her native tongue) is a faerie. Never forget that. Never mix her up with a pixie—she feasts on them. Faeries are not always the cute, benevolent little creatures from children’s stories. In simplest terms, Freydis could be considered a femme fatale. She can make your dreams come true, but with one wrong word your worst nightmares may come to life. She’s not all bad though. She has wants and needs like anyone else and she feels them strongly. Biting the hands of those who come near is all she knows how to do.

                                    socialsecurityadministration

        Like our faerie, Grey isn’t used to things like “kindness”. By default, he tends toward suspicion. He is insufferable and abrasive, ready to hurl insults at any given moment. All the same, it can be hard to take him seriously. In addition to his small size, the horns on either side of his head made prime fodder for all kinds of jokes. Little wonder he sawed them off. He drinks so much alcohol, it probably isn’t blood flowing through his veins. Even still, he can be entertaining. Arguments don’t necessarily have to be a bad thing. Whatever you do, just don’t touch his scarf.

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I Need Help!!

Hey guys, I gotta try this again…

We’ve been barely getting by for a while now, and starting a couple days ago my roommate started CNA classes, so she will no longer be able to help me financially due to her own expenses, meaning I Can no longer get her help with groceries or any other expenses. I am in desperate need as the financial instability has gotten me into a horrible rut.

Tl;dr - I’m financially screwed for food and anything else and am sinking into depression.

So I’m taking commissions again.

These little pixels will go for anywhere from $2 to $5, including small animations.

Feel free to go through my art tag for all artwork examples but for specifics I have available.

Digital sketch (Can be colored or greyscale or not colored) Traditional sketch (Can not be colored) Chibi/Cartoony Clean Line

Theses are not the only options available, merely examples.

Prices will depend on the complexity of your request.

Any and all help is appreciated, including signal boosts.

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i deleted that psa because i am so tired for getting notes from it and followers from nonrp blogs

also, yes, i am still on a hiatus on this account until i can find the motivation to clean it up

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yes but consider ur fav ship 

  • making rly bad jokes rly at night and full on snort laughing w/ each other
  • FIGHTING OVER BLANKETS IN BED 
  • 1 of them cooking dinner but its shit and the other totally taking the piss 
  • finding the song that’s /their song/ but its a rly bad song but they get emotional when it plays
  • T A K I N G S E L F I E S
  • borrowing each others clothes but they’re both different sizes (1 PRSN IN BAGGY TSHIRTS AND THE OTHR IN RLY TIGHT TROUSERS THAT DONT RLY BUTTON UP)
  • going 2 see a movie but it’s shit and they shout at the screen and all the othr ppl in the cinema tell them to fuck off 
  • saving up and going 2 a fancy place for dinner but they cant pronounce the names of some of the dishes on the menu and its cute
  • TRYING 2 BE REAL GROWN UPS WHO R RESPONSIBLE but they still eat kids cereal and  get up early 2 watch cartoons 
  • having like week long arguments about rly silly shit like who would be a bettr astronaut or who would win in a fight between a dragon and a griffin 
  • generally being weird nerds 
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because chey wanted me to do this on mario too

  1.    Obviously Mario wears his influences on his sleeves. He’s got the foolishness and boyishness of Pinocchio (book and film),  Cyrano’s passion and flamboyance, and both of their strong ability to love (maybe more Film!Pinoc than the rest; Cyrano’s love is actually rather selfish or misguided tbh). He’s very alive and energetic, even when he’s, idk, stoned or drunk. He lives in the moment.   He also has their strong desire for humanity/personhood/acceptance... and a dash of finding what it really means to BE a man.
  2.    Innuendo humor. If I can make a well-timed pun or a sexual reference, I will. Mario is very, very much a character whom you either laugh at, or laugh with. 
  3.    He’s also meant to be rather charming? He’s flirty and he’s silly and I guess that’s how he manages to win people over onto his side. That or get into fights with people and make friends out of enemies, anime style? Everyone is his friend, unless they do things that say otherwise… and there are MANY of those.
  4.    His nose. I think way too much about what his nose is doing while writing, especially when he’s showing various emotions (angry/annoyed/smug), or in front of someone else’s face (kissing). It’s a character in and of itself. I feel the same way with his puppet body too, but I don’t get to show that off as much because of Mario’s reliance on glamour halfway into this blog’s development.
  5.     Insecurity + Hiding that with humor and fooling himself into believing he is more confident than he feels he is. He fits the Sad Clown trope uncannily well.
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