why are cool socks not a bigger part of society. why doesn't everyone have cool socks with designs on them. why do we confine ourselves to white socked hell

JET FUEL CAN’T MELT DANK MEMES

OOH MY GOD, IM GLAD I READ THIS

pet owner: *hears noise*

pet owner: 

when ur an Adult in Training™ and need to ask a Certified Adult™ a question BUT UR MOM ISNT ANSWERING THE PHOnE  

Gloomy morning are the best by Johannes Hulsch

date a girl who thinks snakes are cute

#friendly bard approaches with a nice song

the sexiest thing abt me ? i love soup

my kink is being a meaningful part of someone’s life

schrodingers cat is bullshit basically. if you want to see something that is both alive and dead you could talk to me at any time of day

me seeing a dog

me: hello dog dog: boof me: oh my gosh

Persephone is the goddess of flowers and is adorable and smart and she probably only wears pastels and at the same time she’s the queen of hell and if that’s not life goals I don’t know what is

sense of humor: celebrities tweeting nonsensical phrases and/or straight up keysmashes

each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more

“leave me alone”

sleepy stallion💗