The Coming Of Your Destiny.

PLEASE PLAY THIS WITH SOUND OMG

Instead of requiring my henchmen to wear matching uniforms, I allow each of them to design their own costume and encourage them all to develop their own unique battle techniques, making each henchperson a minor villain in their own right rather than simply one of a horde

My facility encourages evil career development

you don't even like me. you just like my dubious morals and fat ass

And he looks

Clothes shouldn’t have gender and everybody should be free to wear what they want. But we should acknowledge that heels are not healthy, practical or comfortable.

#work smarter, not harder

the energy these have is like nothing I have ever seen

I know they probably mean ‘pull over first’, but they’re sure as hell not saying that.

New pic of Seb via his stylist's Instagram.

Betws-y-Coed

Late January 2021: Reddit collapses the stock market Late March 2021: Big fat boat disrupts international trade Late May 2021: ‘Minions’ meme leads to universal healthcare Late July 2021: Sentient drones unionize, bankrupting Amazon Late September 2021: The blue man group eradicates coronavirus

Likes charge, reblogs cast

this is a real deleted scene from revenge of the sith

HOW IS THIS REAL

IM GOING TO FUCKING CRY

anakin: hey obi wan guess what *makes beeping sound* obi wan, scared: how the fuck are you doing that with your mouth

This is so wholesome

Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children. 

CAT DAD IS BACK

aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;

HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!

This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen. 

update:

I love that he kept …. All of them.

I’ve reblogged the earlier part of this thread before, and the new stuff makes it even better.

This is the Tumblr equivalent of a warm hug on a cold day.

You’re welcome.

I remember this thread, but I never saw the grown-up pics ❤

@every-n-anything

All hail Catdad

I saw Catdad for the first time today, and my day instantly became exponentially better.

I’M CRYING!?

CATDAD HAS REVIVED MY WILL TO LIVE

I live for cat dad-

Cat dad has saved us all

CAT DAD!!

I had not seen the updates. I am so happy that the Cat Gods smiled upon this person and their new family :)

There's this guy I call DJ Dickhead who drives past my unit real slow twice a day absolutely blasting bass-boosted trap music and one morning I opened my window to yell at him expecting some douche in a sports car and it turned out to be this old ass man with speakers hooked up to his mobility scooter and I still hate him but there's a respect in it

Before knowing who it was: "I hate you"

After: "I hate you you amazing bastard"