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u will never have gf u are just a portly boy in a sailor suit carrying a huge lollipop
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What's leaking?
Hazbee Motel episode one and two
I just finished episode one do you want my review TOO FUCKING BAD HERE IT COMES OPEN UP
- Okay first off, this thing is animated like DOG SHIT, it's worse than the pilot and there are obvious animation errors all over the place like goddamn they really must've spent the entire budget on the VAs someone was drinking on the job or something goddamn
- Speaking of the VAs, every single one of them aside from Keith David and we'll get to him is doing a really bad imitation of the pilot cast, this was to be expected since the pilot cast pretty much nailed their roles, but it's jarring because they're all worse than the amateur VAs. Vaggie's VA isn't even fucking trying
- And while we're on the subject of not even fucking trying, Keith David what are you even doing man this is sad is this the best performance they could get out of him what's happening over there
- Sound mixing is also off in various spots, but they also overuse sound effects which is weird? Like Charlie will move her eyebrows and there's a wacky sound effect to go wJOHNNY TEST THAT'S WHAT IT REMINDED ME OF IT'S THE FUCKING WHIP CRACKS ALL OVER AGAIN
- Okay back to the animation it's almost always off model, features get smaller or more stretched Vaggie's eye is constantly taking up 80% of her head this would be fine if people were doing shit like it works in OK KO because it's a very action heavy show but 99% of it is just people standing around and talking so ???
- None of the music outside of Adam's song (It's just a fucking budget Tenacious D song) is particularly memorable, I mean there were only two songs in the first episode but I mean even the background music is nothing which is weird because this shit is a musical
- She wanted Adam to be Jack Black so goddamn bad it was making me laugh they just told the guy voicing him to do his best Jack Black impression OKAY WITH THAT BULLSHIT OUT THE WAY THE EPISODE ITSELF
- The plot is beyond rushed, the first two minutes are exposition about how Lucifer got cast down into Hell with Lilith (his wife and I feel like this is bullshit) because they both "Dreamed too big", also god apparently does not exist in this setting (assuming this is another fakeout) and it's just a council of angels which are run by Adam now despite him being a creation of the angels
- The episode consists of Charlie trying (and failing) to convince Adam to allow her to do her stupid motel plan and Vaggie trying (and failing) to make a TV commercial. That's it, that's literally the season opener. Both of these plots amount to fuck all.
- An angel got killed in Hell, so Adam and Lute decide they're gonna kill a bunch of demons to find out who did it, that's the overarching plot
- Also the first episode picks up EXACTLY where the YT pilot left off, so if you did not see that for whatever reason, you will have zero fucking clue what's even going on because no one is actually reintroduced, the only thing that's reexplained is the whole "Every year angels go to hell to kill sinners to keep hell from getting crowded" thing
- Angel's very short screentime is just spent making sex jokes that weren't funny eighty years ago when the pilot dropped and I know this bitch is going to get hit with the ukeification beam I fucking know it
- The news reporters are back and Katie's voiced by the dude who does the ugly, ugly, ugly demon man from Hell Boss and he's just using that voice so they ruined her for no reason
- Nifty's still cute, it's a small win but I'll take it
- Both of the songs suck, the first one goes on way too long. The second is a little too short and as previously stated, it's just a Tenacious D song if they were both drunk or trying to play badly on purpose maybe some combo of those things
- I got two genuine laughs out of this thing, Nifty not being able to say her line when the camera was on her and the entirety of Adam doing things (they had him eat ribs, it made me laugh)
- Adam is written like you would expect Viv to write him, he's just a misogynistic boor because that's the only way she knows how to write dudes who are supposed to be dickheads, but the VA does a really good job with the garbage lines, so unsurprisingly he's the best character in this thing. Shame about that fucking design
- Lute doesn't do a lot but I like that she's military like but still does dumb shit like fist bump him when he demands it
- Honestly, a show about the angels being dickheads might've been worth everyone's time
- It's clear from the word go that the hotel premise is going to take a backseat to sad backstory wankery and Viv's pet homos of the moment just sorta doing things, I'm giving it like four episodes before they just push it to background noise completely OKAY I'M DONE
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If you were in charge of fnaf movie what would’ve you done? What would you do for next movie? How many installments till I get my chicken wife?
Before I answer this I just want to say the Resetera threads about this movie are so fucking funny because they cannot stop seething over the fact that the movie is doing extremely well despite critics not liking it and Scott donating money to tardos
They can't wrap their heads around people enjoying a thing that they've already said is problematic or bad quality wise and the cope has turned into "Well, kids love it and kids don't know any better" like the FNAFandom isn't filled with LGBT adults
It's been making me laugh since it released because they were all so fucking sure it was gonna bomb and then Scott would be dragged to hell
If you were in charge of fnaf movie what would’ve you done?
Remove the aunt and her subplot, it's fucking stupid and just slows the whole thing down
Keep the first game's actual restaurant story, Freddy's is not closed down, it's just not doing so hot/on the verge of closing down
Make Mike the guard for the daytime AND the night, that way you get to see the bots act the way they're supposed to before they start doing weird shit at night
Add in a second guard to do the exposition shit so he can get killed off later, not doing "Hello, hello!" is a misstep where the fuck was phone guy
Remove Vanessa, pointless, no reason for her to be there
Mike's brother was abducted AT the restaurant instead of generic woods
Mike's got survivors guilt because he and his brother were going to get beaned, but he didn't go with him
Mike can still have Abby and the motivation for him protecting her is just because he's got PTSD about his brother getting beaned
Mike takes the shit job because he gets fired and need the job but also because he remembers that hie brother got beaned there and hopes he can get info about it
You can still have the (teenage) goons breaking in and getting killed but it just happens early in the morning before the place is meant to open, one of them is Abby's babysitter and that's why he's gotta take her to the place at night
Abby's been drawing photos of and talking to Mike about a yellow rabbit and he dismisses it as her just being dumb kid, but it's Slick Willy doing the Springtrap bit to try and kill her and Mike since Mike got away the first time
That also gives you more time to focus on the villain EXISTING since he literally shows up in the last 10 minutes as the movie exists now
Don't just have him say The Line for no goddamn reason, either do it as a credits thing or don't do it at all
What would you do for next movie?
FNAF 2, just do the prequel game so we can see him killing those kids, making the ghost bots, the puppet existing, etc etc
And you can also do THE BITE OF '87????? if you want which gives Mark a reason to do that cameo
How many installments till I get my chicken wife?
YOU'RE NOT GETTING GLAMROCK CHICA UNTIL YOU FINISH YOUR NORMAL FAT CHICA
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Anonymous asked:
Fujo, I got paid!! Could I get Lori getting her top pulled up by fishing line?
I feel like we did that fishing gag before but I'm not 100% on that
In any case, two birds
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Skelly is fren. She makes me laugh
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Anonymous asked:
Fujo, i accidentaly bit down on the inside of my mouth, which caused it to swell up and open a wound. The swollen wound made it easier for me to bite down on it again, which made it even worse, and now i bit down on it AGAIN (all of these while chewing food) can i get a Heli for my troubles?
Fairy cute
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I have a part time job in real life now, which means i have a little more money, which means i can FINALLY....buy a little handful of more stickers again hand of glory and tbh family...shall return
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I can admit to being wrong about melting ice queen being a brat but I will still argue they're similar enough to attract the same folks.
I really don't think they are
I'd rather not have to try and explain the appeal to both of these fetishes but I don't think we're gonna stop having this back and forth unless I do it
The whole point of Brat Correction is taking a thing that acts in a way that annoys you and "Fixing" it with your dick, it is rarely played as a gradual change, it's more often than not a bratty person being fucked as single time and that breaks their spirit so they act more appropriately
A slow burn version of brat correction (like that one with the tanned bully that gets raped into being a femboy) will put emphasis on the brat not being a fan of the correction/crying about it until they learn to love the dick or vagina or whatever is doing the fucking and straighten up and act right
An example here, would be Bev cutting in line at a movie in front of some black girl high schooler who he also had his limo cut off in traffic on the way to the movie and then takes up five different parking spaces once he gets there. The movie is a horror film he's not even supposed to be able to SEE at this point and rather than report him and get him kicked out of the theater, she mating presses him during the film, which breaks him and he is no longer bratty towards her/offers to buy her a yearly pass to the movie theater and pay for the parking ticket she got since she had to park in some shitty spot.
The Brat is the Problem and it is Fixed via Sex, consenting or otherwise
Okay, we on the same page here?
Great moving on
Defrosting Ice Queen/King isn't even about sex, it's just a person who acts cold to you or snobbish to you and you winning them over so they're less cold to YOU PERSONALLY but still cold to everyone around them. That's the whole point of the defrosting in the Defrosting Ice Queen/King
A fic where SCP-682 decides he hates every other human on the planet EXCEPT you because the two of you talked about kamen rider and you understand his toku onions is not brat correction, it's defrosting ice king shit. He still hates everyone else, he's made an exception for you because you are special.
This does not require him to fuck you, you have no corrected the behavior, it just no longer applies to you.
Most defrosting ice queen/king shit does not actually involve sex for the defrosting because the whole point is interacting with the person and having them slowly change behavior towards you because of it.
The scenario the anon initially described, one in which he punches a tiger woman from kung-fu panda until she wants to fuck him is the second thing and NOT the former because no wider personality change has happened, she has simply made an exception for the dude who proved he was strong enough to punch her in the face
If he had said he repeatedly punched her until she turned into a perfect housewife like they did Foxy Loxy in the shitty Chicken Little Movie, it'd make it a little closer to Brat Correction, but she's still not a brat, she's just a cold kinda arrogant woman
The only overlap they have is having a person with a personality that is changed to some degree via your actions and if you're gonna use an overlap that broad to say they've got similar fandoms, you might as well throw yandere shit in there too
ARE WE DONE
DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW
I DON'T THINK I CAN MAKE IT CLEARER
japanese game dev in the 90s: hey dude can you make some music for our game about anime girls getting fucked sloppy style
guy who's about to push the PC-98 sound card to its absolute limit and create the most heartachingly beautiful music you've ever heard: Yeah okay
Look, I know it's funny to say the PC-98 eroge had a stellar soundtrack for 'just an eroge'. But that is extremely dismissive of what YU-NO is and how it shaped the landscape of future releases in the era. Like we're talking about a game with time travel that lets you set down checkpoints in time, so you can collect items across multiple timelines and solve a series of mysteries. It's a story so long and complicated, it had been in Kanno's mind and developing for over a decade. It's a story that doesn't even properly work as a show or movie, it has to be a game. This title was extremely influential to how the sci-fi genre evolved in the adventure game medium of this era in japan. Titles like Steins;Gate wouldn't exist in nearly the same fashion, KEY works would be entirely different, other adventure game producing companies started trying to push themselves to match YU-NO's high production values. I'm sorry but you can be funny without being dismissive of something that had a huge cultural impact on a medium of storytelling.
the composer Ryu Umemoto left his well-paying job scoring licensed games at FamilySoft to work in the pc-98 eroge scene because of the creative freedom it allowed him. he and the writer Hiroyuki Kanno worked together on several ambitious games for various small erotic games companies. there's a great obituary that talks about his life, here: click.
Honestly some of the most innovative stories and gameplay mechanics I've seen have been in ero games. My theory is that, since big studios always want a reliable return on investment, they're resistant to innovation because it's inherently risky, so the really cool ideas mostly only get implemented in indie games... but most indie developers have jack shit for budget which means their great ideas can rarely be put into practice at their full potential. But porn always sells. It doesn't even have to be good porn, a lot of these games can't afford proper artists and definitely aren't going all in on the voice acting or the animations or whatever, but putting a few dozen lewd CGs in can easily give you an order of magnitude more sales for your weird little indie project. Which means your little studio has way more resources to put into writing whatever you think is cool and attaching it to mechanics that could revolutionize the whole industry. Or those new mechanics could be utter crap, things which would mean nobody wanted to play your game if they were the focus of the whole project, but since those mechanics are being presented as just an obstacle to overcome on the road to tiddies the customers will keep coming.
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Enjoy noise
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It’s my blate bday can I has a waifu?
You didn't say which waifu which means I get to do this
Ty, I forgot to type lain but I love surprises
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Anonymous asked:
He puts things in his mouth alright
He sure does