Starstruck

• both dex and nursey are 6'2"
• chowder is second-generation chinese
• bitty watches my drunk kitchen (wants to bake with her)
• ransom has a very big family–everyone is an auntie
• nursey once danced on the table at a kegster
• jack was a chubby preteen
• and a head-touched babby
• ollie and wicks are in bitty’s year
• holster has thrown rans’s salmon shorts out the window several times
• nursey’s chirps are virtually indistinguishable from flirting
• chowder is very superstitious (will wash hands after touching a puck)
• dex seems very interested in kent parson??
• asks jack abt him a lot??
• nursey and shitty went to andover together
• lardo can’t skate
• samwell’s lgbt population is “1 in 4, maybe more”
• so considering there are 23 guys on the smh team
• probably at least 6 are not straight
• jack likes breaking bad
• bitty played junior peewee football coached by his dad
• shitty’s parents are divorced
• jack once missed a step on the porch when he saw bitty in shorts
• dex is from maine
• rans and holtzy once got drunk and made out

well, he was right about one thing: i don’t know when to quit.