you’ve encountered an uglycute wandering cynic

what do you do?

• dap
• rob
• dap, then rob (req. 30+ juug stat.)
• “where the hoes?”
• roast this nigga 2 hell (- 20 karma)

the cynic seems elated at your friendly response… perhaps this simple gesture has brightened this poor soul’s day? (+20 karma)

the cynic leans in close enough to whisper: “mid on deck…” (turn to page 53)