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oh my god did we already know i originally posted this on september 11??? kfjshgdkd

i was watching columbo the other day and had to update my friend who had left the room for few minutes, so i told them "they just discovered there was a wino at the scene of the crime". not a word i ever use irl and nobody had said it in the episode yet, but i figured that's what he was supposed to be. then later on in the episode that's how they referred to that character and i was just like. yes. i am a linguistic historical anthropologist

#columbo #idk if that's like. a rude word now #lmk if it is and i'll delete this post lmao #they treated the character with respect in the episode they weren't like dehumanizing him

flightcub

that-unspeaking-sky-child asked:

hey

your 'well its Thursday' meme is gonna turn ten this year.

hey

oh my god

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e-clv

peasantexchangeprogram

citationless behavior

peasantexchangeprogram

sourceless behavior

flightcub

at my show last night (i do immersive murder mystery theater) this member of the audience came up to me and she was like "you're so great as the detective! you should go to hollywood and have your own show that's like, a remake of clouseau and columbo!!" and i was like haha ok😙 but then she got kinda serious and she was like "i mean it. you should go after it, while you're still young. you should put yourself out there. you're talented, you have what it takes." and i was like 😳 ok 🥺

#yes she was drunk. but that's where the truth comes from #and the urgency of her advice

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leafcrunch

moveslikekeithrichards

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

moveslikekeithrichards

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

the-apocrypha

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat
custodian of the parking garage tickets
"All clear my way"
en-route dining concierge
announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

lynx-girl

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

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thesixthstar

r-truth

gischtglas

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throathole

Anonymous asked:

why do you hate children

throathole answered:

I want everyone to understand that someone is asking me this because I said "not all media needs to be focused on the lives of high schoolers"

throathole

His vibes were off and he was homophobic :/

flightcub

u ever meet somebody so cute you start thinking about how quickly you can get a haircut

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pierog

i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.