Now I Am Grown To Womanhood, I Have The Silly Gown

@stickthisbig wish granted!

passages that make you whisper "oh my god"

Fanny Price: I personally do not like the Crawfords and I see their characters every single day, but I will keep examining my own judgement because I know I am biased towards them-

Elizabeth Bennet: I find Mr Darcy arrogant, so it is only right that he would happen to be a terrible person too-I know he is because someone I like told me so! The fact that what has been described to me as extremely confidential happened to be on everyone's mouth later on is absolutely not suspicious!

Anne Elliot: everyone's character is naked before me and it sucks.

Upper body day

Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

Honestly one of the best things I’ve seen a goPro used for

Snug. ☺️ From April's Kittens, written and illustrated by Clare Turlay Newberry. 1940. Source.

They say you die three times, first when the body dies, second, when your body enters the grave, and third, when your name is spoken for the last time. You were a normal person in life, but hundreds of years later, you still haven’t had your “third” death. You decide to find out why.

You sold some shitty copper, man, I don’t know what to tell you

There is absolutely nothing you could make up about American politics. Imagination is dead. It's useless.

important to note he is also offering to eat more worms as a test of valor