• If they had cellphones then Gray’s name in Lucy’s phone would definitely be “Bae <3”
• When people ask if he’s her boyfriend she just says “Nah it stands for biggest asshole ever I fucking hate his ass”
• Gray has Lucy as “bitchy blonde” and when she saw it she just said “big mood”
• They definitely sip their tea like Kermit whenever Natsu is in some deep shit with Erza
• Gray once saw a jacket in a store on a quest and when he asked Lucy if it’d look good on him she responded with “I mean if you’re trying to look like a little bitch then yea”
• Gray has a video of Lucy crying and singing Planetary [GO!] by My Chemical Romance
• Lucy Heartfilia, a former emo? It’s more likely than you think
• That video is Gray’s blackmail and he would cry if he lost it
• Prank Calling Sick Into Jobs We Don’t Work At: Graylu Edition
• Gray: My name is Brian and I can’t come into work tomorrow because I forgot where I left my kid at
• Lucy: Hey! It’s Monica! Listen, I can’t come into work tomorrow because I’m getting a new toaster
• *Gray pulls back the shower curtain* “Hey, are you- Stop screaming it’s me. Are you out of Cheetos?”
• Lucy being an emo? Let me raise you Gray being a Swiftie
• Lucy has a video of Gray belting the lyrics to 22
• She never lets him live it down
• These two definitely point at an ugly statue and proceed to say to the other “hey look it’s you”
• “So if I jump off this train right now I will most certainly break a few bones. But the plus is that I could sue the train company so I’d have enough money for rent for years” “Lucy what kind of fucking logic is that?”
• These two quote memes and vines on a daily basis
• “OP literally lost their parents to a monster attack and also lost their mentor to a fucking ice spell but go off I guess”
• “Release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind” *Lucy fucking screams*
• Sorcerer’s Weekly came to interview the guild and when they started to interview Gray, Lucy made sure it was fucked up
• Gray: Yea, I have a good relationship with everyone here
• Lucy: Fuck off, Gray! I’m not going to your fucking birthday party!
• Gray did the same to Lucy’s interview in return
• Lucy: We have a lot of laughs here
• Gray: Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. B I T C H!
• Listen I am a slut for this brotp

2019 Season’s Greetings (Preview)

“Rap Monster doesn’t look like an idol at all / Bangtan’s raps are really hideous / You debuted as an idol so does that mean you gave up your identity as a rapper? / These songs are considered hip hop? Absolutely not / Bangtan’s rap lyrics? Is that even considered lyrics?”  “I will prove it to you all.” - Kim Namjoon

It has been 4 years since you first read those comments. You said you would prove them all wrong and you did. You’ve stayed true to yourself, taught others how to love, wrote beautiful and meaningful lyrics, produced many top songs, and became the one of the biggest sensations in the world. ARMYs could not be any more proud of you than how they are already.

Happy Birthday Kim Namjoon!!! 94.09.12

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