you found me

Commander Cody Droid crushing THunder thighs!

biblically accurate angel: ʙᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀғʀᴀɪᴅ

me, monsterfucker: *going up to give them a little kiss*

biblically accurate angel: ʙᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴀғʀᴀɪᴅ

when the power went out i heard an explosion and my boyfriend was like “a transformer probably busted” and i deadass thought he meant Optimus Prime was out there nutting

Made me think of this post

cause of death: tried to organize an activity with more than 2 friends at once past the age of 25

in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay

The DCEU is so funny to me, because you would have to be eating paste and huffing tar to fumble a franchise with the popularity and weight of DC Comics, but the executives at Warner Bros gave the reins of the franchise to Zack "God's Strongest Accidental Fascist" Snyder and let him just slowly wedge the franchise into a complete standstill like Austin Powers on that luggage cart

Christopher Nolan made a Batman movie so good that it snagged nine Oscar nominations and won two. All DC had to do was restructure some scripts from Justice League Unlimited, and they'd keep the ball rolling forever. But no, every day Warner Brothers and Zack Snyder clocked into work at the Fumbling the Bag Factory and aimed to be employee of the month, and now The Flash movie is slated to make less than ANY of the movies featuring Quicksilver, who is literally The Flash but in Blue. And to this day the only thing I know about The Flash is that Ezra Miller puts a baby in the microwave.

This clip is edited a bit, and the context makes it marginally less bizarre, but the gif is so much funnier if you see it like this that I've just decided to present it without explanation.

ao3 is down. what am i supposed to do?? continue write my own fic??? HA you almost got me!! absolutely not. u can't fool me ao3. i'm not falling for that trick.

HELP WHILE Ao3 IS DOWN SOME PEOPLE ARE POSTING FICS IN THE DOWNDETECTOR COMMENTS 😭😭😭

I’M SCREAMING

there is no stronger bond between that of a sims 4 girly and her absolute jet engine of a dying laptop fan crying out for the sweet release of death

What do you believe in now?

self preservation through love

chupacapra

Chupacabra as well

Saw this on Reddit: ORIGINAL POST

PNG is my friend. JPEG is my mentor. WEBP is my sworn enemy

so no bedtime story? :(

going into my OWN GOOGLE DYKE for bedtime pornography

DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE

if even MORE stuff shows up on my dash that I did not ask for I swear I shall simply start biting people

AO3 is under a DDoS attack meaning that the servers are purposefully being overwhelmed by an attacker. Please do not refresh ao3 related links because each time you do, another request is sent to the servers meaning you are contributing to the DDoS! Wait for the official announcement from their twitter and then visit the site because the servers will keep crashing otherwise!

Ewan McGregor as Roman Sionis Birds of Prey (2020)