Quae Quibus Anteferum

For Vivian, my evil captain ketchup <3

i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days

diamond

the word you’re looking for is diamond

Diamonds are overpriced and far too common. Hand-forge a ring. Etch a script into it. Use it to ensnare the world leaders and take over the world.

There are literally two trilogies telling you why that is a bad idea

Welcome to the future, buttheads.

Taylor Swift throwing shade on Joe Jonas back in 2008 (X)

Ellen’s face. Me too

ICONIC

THE SASS

SLAY

You’re going to hawk me about this until I say yes, aren’t you?

#Olicity

"i’ll stay if you stay"

Counties of England - Part 1 (these are not my photos)

The main reason I did Captain America was because I wanted to get out of my own head and stop taking my work so seriously. I’d had enough. I was like, “I want to train! I want to be a supergirl! I want a machine gun! I want to look fabulous and be surrounded by hunky bare-chested men! I want to make a movie that people come away from feeling amazing and invincible!

"I want to look fabulous and be surrounded by hunky bare-chested men" well honey i have never seen someone achieve their dreams as much as you achieved yours

I have been watching Lord of the Rings since 6:30am. I don’t know what year it is. I have forgotten the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. I’ve even forgotten my own name

i am FUCKING CRYING LAUGHING

I NEED MORE ANGRY ENGLISHMEN YELLING ON MY DASH

UK-based artist Robin Wight uses stainless steel wire to form stunning, dynamic sculptures of winged fairies dancing in the wind.

They look like beautiful warriors of the earth

Let’s set things straight.