traffic sign: NO U TURN

me: no, U turn ;)

i wish i was a strawberry and not a person goodnight

So you can breathe but not text me back ???

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

ghostbusters are always like who are you gunna call? ghostbusters! but it’s hard enough to call the doctor’s office i’m not gunna call the ghostbusters i’d just live with a ghost in my house forever

who you gunna call? no one i have anxiety

PLEASE HELP. PLEASE. JUST A DOLLAR PER FOLLOWER WOULD HELP.

I don’t want my girlfriend to starve to death. Please help me. His family won’t have money for another two weeks. They’re already late on rent, are out of food, and will run out of toilet paper.

My girlfriend is a poor lesbian. I love him more than life itself. He makes every day just a little bit brighter. Him and his 10 and 11 year old siblings don’t deserve to starve because of a fuck up. 

Literally ANY money would help. Fifty cents. A dollar. Two dollars. Literally anything, so that I can buy his the bare necessities. 

This is his paypal.  

If you guys can give money to a fucking idiot pedophile racist to eat a bundle of crayons, you can help a lesbian survive. 

If you can’t donate, then REBLOG. DONT JUST LEAVE LIKES.

“You’re not my Dad!”

Hahahahaha

“I’m in a tank and your not” is probably the best argument ever.

I’ll be honest…I don’t want a career. I don’t want to work. I want to be LEFT ALONE and paid for it. 

Still not over the fact i got a death threat from a hentai blog over this post

that sentence was powerful enough to send me into a confused gaze

when your text post doesn’t get any notes

If someone like.. gave me flowers.. I’d cry