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Employee 21958

@acupofviscousmeat / acupofviscousmeat.tumblr.com

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Alex: Have no idea what you're doing.

Zone 3. Finally. Alex did not want to admit how long it took her to get here, or how many times she'd had to start over from scratch because somewhere along the way she managed to end up in another file. But here she was, standing at the train station, with a nice, heavy brick in hand (the crossbow thing had turned out to be a wash).

"Now I just need to find the asshole." Alex paused, waiting, as though that statement would be the cue for him to just show up by sheer coincidence. Nothing. She said it again, louder, loud enough that she heard a passing elsen gasp at her language. Still nothing. "...shit."

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letmeaxeyouaquestion started following you

The succubus held one hand out to the Elsen, tossing her head slightly to get her bangs out of her face “Elizabeth. Elizabeth Beaulac. A pleasure to meet you; sweetheart.”

 Alex eyed the hand extended towards her for a moment, looking between it and Elizabeth's face. "Yeah, sure, same." After another moment of appraisal and hesitation, she took a loose grip on the offered hand and shook it firmly. "I'm going to guess you're not from around here."

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Anonymous asked:

ff+ dedan

"...fuck, this one's actually not completely terrible."

"You're a piece of shit and you got Dedan's cursing all wrong."

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letmeaxeyouaquestion started following you

Elizabeth smoothed out the hem of her dress a bit, her top set of eyes closing “May I ask who I’m speaking to; darling?”

"Alex. Employee number two-one-nine-five-eight." Alex seemed unimpressed, or was at least putting on a good show of it. "Charmed, I'm sure."

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letmeaxeyouaquestion started following you

"I'll pretend that URL is clever if you pretend to not notice the gaping hole in the fourth wall."

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Anonymous asked:

ff+ Christoph

"Ugh. Yes, please, reduce two living, breathing elsen to seme/uke stereotypes. That is exactly what I find appealing."

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ff+ zeke ((this was way, way too good to pass up.))

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"...you know, the only thing I can think is that I've never heard 'she fired her crossbow' used as innuendo before."

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I was wondering if I’d ever be able to provoke some frankness out of you.

Most people don’t like being told “no” outright. I assumed you’d be no different.

I was going to ignore you either way, but at least now you're not being so damn milquetoast.

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Then I’ll hit them with a brick. I’ve got a good arm.

[she sighs to herself]

Please just. Don’t engage criminals. Just report them. Don’t be stupid.

I am not being stupid.

I am being reckless. The plan itself is actually quite well-thought-out.

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