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do most people on mobile tumblr know you can hold down the reblog button to fast reblog a post to your blog? you know you can reblog things with one click right? please please reblog things if you enjoy them, lack of exposure is killing content creators on this site
steve rogers is a lot smarter than people give him credit for
a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”
all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood
Okay in my house we have a strange tradition. My mother builds this beautiful Christmas village.
It wraps all around our house through the rooms and under the trees and it’s wonderful.
Every year she hides the Christmas Vampire
This started when I was a very small got child and spread to all of my friends, including my best friend from elementary school who I just so happened to grow up and marry. Now that we have grown up and moved nearly 600 miles away we still always go home for a week at Christmas for multiple reasons, including the Christmas Vampire.
Needless to say we still partake and things have gotten heated.
Stay tuned for the epic conclusion and to see my husband and father in Lin-Manuel Miranda’s sooty costume when I find the Christmas Vampire First!
Happy Haunting!
Dad has no fricken clue how to trash talk and I don’t trust him in the slightest.
The saga continues. Mom hasnt finished the village yet and it’s starting to get to her….
Hahahaha, I mean I love this on multiple levels. But what really threw it over the top was the mom’s anxiety over the world-building and city design being right. I feel you vampire-hiding mom, I feel you.
Yeah, but who found it???
We haven’t gone home yet! And my dad is being a CHEATER so he’s been disqualified.
It’s down to two. Stay tuned.
I UNDERSTAND YOUR MOM ON A DEEP PERSONAL LEVEL I set up our Christmas village very year. EVERY. HOUSE. HAS. ITS PLACE. EVERY. SHOP. CHURCH. BUILDING. THEY HAVE THEIR PLACES. My mom never does it right.
why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh
You’ve never heard of The Bog?
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the what
This is a cranberry bog (unflooded) it’s how cranberries grow. Once they’re ripe, the blog is flooded and the cranberries harvested.
Basically by using big floaty things to round them all up and then scooping them out of the water.
thank u. i hate it a little less but the horrible little man in my head is still screaming “BOG BODY BOG BODY BOG BODY”, but i appreciate the education,
Someone: “So tell me about yourself!”
My two brain cells suddenly knowing nothing about my own personality or existence:
Reblog if you are too. Im sure a heck am
I’m not coming online for the 17th in protest but I’ll still be on this hellsite for as long as my friends are
the cermet
i want a marvel hero that does nothing but fly around the world and beat child molesters to fucking pulp. call him whatever idc just give me a comic where he completely fucks up every molesters shit and burns them while theyre still alive. fuck id give up my scholarship money for those comics
what you mean is we should give deadpool wings
Despite the fact that I occasionally compulsively overshare, people somehow still manage to know nothing about me
This is the best text I’ve ever gotten.
don’t carry that hurt into 2019 or it’s going be another toxic year.
i’m so sorry if someone made you think it’s hard to love you
Rami Malek is really an icon….there he goes playing main character on a critically acclaimed hacker show….there he is alongside Ben Stiller as a cute pharaoh……there he is in some horror game about wendigos and serial killers or whatever Until Dawn was…….there he is as Freddie Mercury…….what can’t this man do
this is vampire rami malek from twilight erasure
Mermaid Alex and Researcher Hank AU Board
oh just a drunk chris evans at the age of ultron prem to brighten up your day
drunk chris evan sounds and acts like charlie day in always sunny
I went into this video skeptical but y’all right
Are straight white people okay????
People like this exist. Interesting.
this story has a part 2
I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are
I thought it was the same person ngl.
I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.
THERE’S AN UPDATE
Stephanie is a true hero.
my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet
this post is the gift that keeps on giving
