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Courtney. 24. JAX. Wolves don't loose sleep over the opinion of sheep Slytherin. Wampus. ENFP.
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Every fall I do a blog makeover. It’s just a thing I seem to do. But making my blog look different never really makes it feel different. So after 7 years here I am starting an entirely new blog.

I’ll come back here occasionally, I have a lot of things saved here and a lot of my life here that I can’t quite give up just yet. But for the most part I’m going to be on my new blog. If you’d like to follow me there simply send a message and I’ll give you the URL.

For now though, so long…

New blog!!! If you still want to follow me I’ll be at @stellar–mermaid I’ll probably leave this blog in about a week to be over there full time.

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New Blog

Every fall I do a blog makeover. It’s just a thing I seem to do. But making my blog look different never really makes it feel different. So after 7 years here I am starting an entirely new blog.

I’ll come back here occasionally, I have a lot of things saved here and a lot of my life here that I can’t quite give up just yet. But for the most part I’m going to be on my new blog. If you’d like to follow me there simply send a message and I’ll give you the URL.

For now though, so long…

New blog!!! If you still want to follow me I’ll be at @stellar–mermaid I’ll probably leave this blog in about a week to be over there full time.

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New Blog

Every fall I do a blog makeover. It’s just a thing I seem to do. But making my blog look different never really makes it feel different. So after 7 years here I am starting an entirely new blog.

I’ll come back here occasionally, I have a lot of things saved here and a lot of my life here that I can’t quite give up just yet. But for the most part I’m going to be on my new blog. If you’d like to follow me there simply send a message and I’ll give you the URL.

For now though, so long…

New blog!!! If you still want to follow me I’ll be at @stellar–mermaid I’ll probably leave this blog in about a week to be over there full time.

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New Blog

Every fall I do a blog makeover. It’s just a thing I seem to do. But making my blog look different never really makes it feel different. So after 7 years here I am starting an entirely new blog.

I’ll come back here occasionally, I have a lot of things saved here and a lot of my life here that I can’t quite give up just yet. But for the most part I’m going to be on my new blog. If you’d like to follow me there simply send a message and I’ll give you the URL.

For now though, so long…

New blog!!! If you still want to follow me I’ll be at @stellar–mermaid I’ll probably leave this blog in about a week to be over there full time.

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New Blog

Every fall I do a blog makeover. It’s just a thing I seem to do. But making my blog look different never really makes it feel different. So after 7 years here I am starting an entirely new blog.

I’ll come back here occasionally, I have a lot of things saved here and a lot of my life here that I can’t quite give up just yet. But for the most part I’m going to be on my new blog. If you’d like to follow me there simply send a message and I’ll give you the URL.

For now though, so long…

New blog!!! If you still want to follow me I’ll be at @stellar–mermaid I’ll probably leave this blog in about a week to be over there full time.

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New Blog

Every fall I do a blog makeover. It’s just a thing I seem to do. But making my blog look different never really makes it feel different. So after 7 years here I am starting an entirely new blog.

I’ll come back here occasionally, I have a lot of things saved here and a lot of my life here that I can’t quite give up just yet. But for the most part I’m going to be on my new blog. If you’d like to follow me there simply send a message and I’ll give you the URL.

For now though, so long…

New blog!!! If you still want to follow me I'll be at @stellar--mermaid I'll probably leave this blog in about a week to be over there full time.

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21st Century AU fic where the founding fathers write the Declaration of Independence using Google Docs

“You guys! Stop deleting everything I write!”

“Unalienable!” “Inalienable!”

I’M LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC

“SO HELP ME I WILL LOCK THIS DOCUMENT IF YOU DON"T STOP CHANGING THE FONT SIZE JOHN HANCOCK!!!”

“STOP HIGHLIGHTING EVERYTHING!” “WHO DELETED THE ENTIRE FUCKING DOCUMENT!”

“FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT DECLARING OUR INDEPENDENCE IN COMIC SANS”

“GOUVERNUER MORRIS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP ADDING ‘IN BED’ AFTER EVERY LINE”

This is a thing of beauty.

I-I found it???? The post???? The post™

imagine one for the new U.S. constitution 

“why is the red line under Pensylvania”

“bc that’s not how it’s spelled alexander”

“I am like, 100% positive I spelled it right”

“Pennsylvania has two n’s”

“No???”

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overdurivo

he was on TATOOINE you fucking loser

Obi-Wan can find an invisible planet hidden by a devious Sith Lord, Anakin can’t find his ex-best friend on his own home planet while the guy is still using his own damn name.

I know we give Obi-wan a lot of shit for leaving Luke with his real surname but Anakin really is that stupid

the perfect hiding place: the sandiest fucking planet that anakin would never set foot on again

I’d like to remind everyone again that it’s literally canon that Vader can’t step foot on Tatooine because the desert gets into his creaky old man robot joints and makes his suit break down

aka the sand is coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere

i  d o n t  l i k e  s a n d

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roachpatrol

okay but what if everyone was like ‘vader, kenobi’s on tattooine. he’s obviously on tattooine. he’s been there for years. he’s just right fucking there, we all know it.’ and vader is just desperately shaking down jedi like they’re magic eight-balls and he wants a better fortune. like ‘no i don’t like that try again’. 

kenobi’s just sitting there in his pile of sand like a smug fucking bastard. he doesn’t need to hide jack shit. he went to the tattooine board of tourism and got them to print up flyers that say ‘COME TO TATTOOINE, WE HAVE SAND’ and luke is probably going to be safe until his midlife fucking crisis at this rate.

palpatine finds vader aimlessly checking behind pieces of furniture in some shitty space motel on kamino

‘he’s on tattooine,’ palpatine says. 

‘nuh uh,’ vader says, and peers under a couch.

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New Blog

Every fall I do a blog makeover. It’s just a thing I seem to do. But making my blog look different never really makes it feel different. So after 7 years here I am starting an entirely new blog.

I’ll come back here occasionally, I have a lot of things saved here and a lot of my life here that I can’t quite give up just yet. But for the most part I’m going to be on my new blog. If you’d like to follow me there simply send a message and I’ll give you the URL.

For now though, so long…

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New Blog

Every fall I do a blog makeover. It’s just a thing I seem to do. But making my blog look different never really makes it feel different. So after 7 years here I am starting an entirely new blog.

I’ll come back here occasionally, I have a lot of things saved here and a lot of my life here that I can’t quite give up just yet. But for the most part I’m going to be on my new blog. If you’d like to follow me there simply send a message and I’ll give you the URL.

For now though, so long…

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New Blog

Every fall I do a blog makeover. It's just a thing I seem to do. But making my blog look different never really makes it feel different. So after 7 years here I am starting an entirely new blog. I'll come back here occasionally, I have a lot of things saved here and a lot of my life here that I can't quite give up just yet. But for the most part I'm going to be on my new blog. If you'd like to follow me there simply send a message and I'll give you the URL. For now though, so long...

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