What do you do when someone asks you to be left alone, but wants things to be mended? Although you've tried hard enough yet they won't come to you?
if I were a jedi i’d also want black robes, it may signal my downfall but man I just can’t do beige
*acts clueless but actually knows what’s going on at all times*
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO APPEAR ON MY DASHBOARD
[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok
i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”
college is, like, really important. but if you don’t do well, remember you can still get paid to run a tumblr for a restaurant.
we’re finally unlocking the dennys admin’s backstory
sorry this tweet is just Very Good and im glad
mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*
me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*
the groot gatsby
old sprout
I don’t even care that I already reblogged this because seriously, how is this not a masterpiece painting hanging in the Smithsonian? Everything about this photo just says Romanticism to me
“Wolves are supposed to be brave, aren’t they?”
Let’s go Home
Thanks to Stranger Things every little girl going through Chemo has a killer costume idea this year.
THIS IS SUCH MOTIVATION
People born in 2016 will probably be alive to see the year 3000
Okay I’m not that great at math but I’m pretty sure this is wrong