Fullmetal Archivist

I love Wikipedia subsections that are just absolutely unhinged out of context

Peak comedy right here

wait this article is funny even in context

My cat pestering me to get under the covers

Okay but this is true actually.

Item: really big pill; one lick cures all ailments for 24 hrs

FISH HAMMER

For beating the carp outta someone

Memento Mori

he floats in..

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

Really cool day at the rainforest cafe

I just saw a gifset that split the word "beautiful" into 3 gifs and I think this one may be the new t hanos

You’re laughing. She has a urinary tract infection and you’re laughing

Every few steps she looks back to check on her little kitty cat 🐈🥺

why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

I know she doesn't know what "the maximise button" is so I told her "click the square at the top right" and she clicked...the printer icon...in the middle of the toolbar. and I'm just like okay. this isn't a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I'm turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master's degree