Xenophon slander in Warner's introduction to Xenophon

a velvety skeleton friend here to bring you financial luck this october 🔮✨

Bless me velvety skeleton friend.

tbh Matthew López saying he was surprised that RWRB, his own movie, got an R rating is very valid and WE SHOULD BE TOO like as spicy as we want those scenes, it probably would not have been rated R if it were a straight couple. keep in mind that The Boys is also an Amazon original and one of its goriest most explicit shows, and it has an 18+/TV-MA rating. it has shown guts everywhere, naked women, a squid performing oral sex on a human man, the innards of a whale, and also just racist language and verbal abuse from antagonists, which RWRB definitely doesn’t have and doesn’t deserve to be equated to that level of explicit content. so like… either taylor zakhar perez and nicholas galitzine’s asses are just THAT sexy or amazon is scared of showing gay people with sex lives and love lives. or both.

oh this is a life saver

So these are both “Aw Fuck I’m outta real food” meals BUT ALSO:  if you’re learning how to cook, these are great “baby steps” meals to learn how to cook basics into something enjoyable without “wasting” anything expensive.  Though I maintain that even cooking screw-ups are valuable in terms of lessons learned.

Also they’re great for when you get absorbed in something and you realize your blood sugar is dropping and you need to make something Quick.

Making basic storecupboard or fridge ingredients less basic and more nutritious.

Not only did he get his Bachelor's degree in English literature, he also has a Master's degree in Cuntology from the University of Servington

the face of someone who’s about to cause an international incident 😇

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

It fills me with such pride and joy to announce that my version of Speak Now will be out July 7 (just in time for July 9th, iykyk 😆) I first made Speak Now, completely self-written, between the ages of 18 and 20. The songs that came from this time in my life were marked by their brutal honesty, unfiltered diaristic confessions and wild wistfulness. I love this album because it tells a tale of growing up, flailing, flying and crashing… and living to speak about it. With six extra songs I’ve sprung loose from the vault, I absolutely cannot wait to celebrate Speak Now (Taylor’s Version) with you on July 7th. Pre-order now at http://taylor.lnk.to/SpeakNowTaylorsVersion 💜💜💜

Absolutely disgusted by NT’s priorities in this time of crisis. You can follow GLAAD on Twitter or Insta for more updates on the queer community is responding to this downright shameful behavior.

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Manuel "Tortuguita" Teran, murdered yesterday by police in Atlanta for protecting Weelaunee Forest from being destroyed and converted into the country's largest militarized police training center.

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happy birthday old man

woooooo you want to receive Eventful Emails From The Year 44 BCE soooooo bad