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the facts were these...

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I bake pies and wake the dead. I live a very sheltered life.
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mermantula

it’s been nine years and twenty seven days since the pilot of pushing daisies aired on television and still no screenwriter has ever topped the line “bitch I was in proximity”

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Everything we do is a choice. Oatmeal or cereal. Highway or side streets. Kiss her or keep her. We make choices and we live with the consequences. If someone gets hurt along the way we ask for forgiveness. It’s the best anyone can do.

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bandydear

I just want to live a life like in Pushing Daisies. Wallpaper that matches my upholstery, urban beekeeping, undead gf, my own pastry shop, turn up the saturation on this existence

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fondlylupin

Pushing Daisies 1.04 » Pigeon

Can we not talk about this? The answer to your query is yes. No actually, I - I want to talk about this! I could let it go but like the cat, it will come back, which I wouldn’t call annoying but there’s no really great way of saying half-annoying. Which it is, a little bit.
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i’ve been rewatching pushing daisies

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