This is what posting your artwork after a mutual posts a big life update feels like

Skeleton ‘Golden Axe II’ SEGA Mega Drive

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I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

my job in the leftist commune is babybel unwrapper and everyone wants to fuck me

boys: jacking off

girls: jilling off

non binary : ferching a pail of water

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

The fact that it took Fincher sending him a copy of the script to realize why his wife left him.

i m;iss when u could touch a tv and feel its fur

When an old tv died it was always very understandable. Screen busted. Tubes broke. Animal sick. Smart TVs will have psychosomatic problems that clear within a day. Ur Apple TV gets mental illness.

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE

I am developing a gay hookup app with roguelike and deckbuilding elements

*Knock Knock*

I say typeface instead of font so everyone knows I don’t have sex and will never ever ever have sex ever

Me: I don’t like the kerning on that logo

Woman who will never have sex with me: …

(Gordon ramsay chewing out a restaurant owner over his old expired ingredients) And where the fuck does this door lead? If I see a- (there is a hallway miles long, with ashen black walls and no end in sight)¹

1. oh for fucks sake