someone once threatened to “put my bones in chronological order” and I think about that. a lot

Reconstructions made from the ancient skeletons found at archeological sites:

The Whitehawk Woman. She lived in England around 5,000 years ago and was buried with great care. She was also buried with a newborn infant, and died aged between 19 and 25 years old. Researchers believe she died during or very soon after childbirth. Her bones indicate she was otherwise in good health.

Adelasius Ebalchus. He lived in Switzerland 1,300 years ago, and was in his late teens/early twenties at the time of his death. His gravesite indicated he came from wealth, and his bones showed he was well-nourished. His bones also showed that Adelasius suffered a lingering infection; archeologists believe he most likely died from lung inflammation.

The Slonk Hill Man was found semi-crouched in a grave near the seaside town of Brighton, England — in the same area as the Whitehawk Woman. Their lives, however, were separated by nearly 3,000 years. The Slonk Hill Man lived during Britain’s Iron Age. The reconstruction artist (an archeologist and sculptor) described him as being “very good looking”, tall, muscular, and in robust health at the time of his death. There were no obvious signs of what caused his death.

The Wari Queen. She was found in 2012 by a Polish-Peruvian archeology team, entombed in an underground mausoleum in El Castillo de Huarmey, Peru. She lived approximately 1200 years ago and died in her sixties. Her bones indicate she led a leisurely life, and her decayed teeth indicate a diet high in sugar (most likely she regularly drank the sugary corn-based beer, chicha). Other artefacts in her chamber suggest she was an expert weaver — a very highly-valued craft.

Treebeard: so rohan came to save gondor? that’s so great. How did they know to come?

Gandalf: well…uh…we lit the beacons

Treebeard: the whats?

Gandalf: the beacons…of Gondor. We always keep some wood stacked to light and call for aid.

Treebeard: Next time i need to send a message to an ent i’ll write it on a human and toss it

Found footage horror movie but instead of the monster attacking the crew it just steals the camera and the rest of the film is the crew chasing the monster to get the camera back

op your mind

i dont like most engl fan chants but these two are hilarious

so I go to animation school now

please unmute this

That was… not what I expected it to be but I am delighted

Yo this man is on god mode

When I think of Dick and his acrobatics

This is what comes to mind

Oh it’s easy he just throws his entire body up over his head over and over again, easy peasy.

An explanation.

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

;-;

Anyone crying over this needs to think about how insufferable a dragon raised by a seagull would be

You bring French fries onto the beach. You angrily shoo away seagulls that predictably try to grab them. A HUGE shadow swoops over you.

For all those returning to work after the pandemic changed everything….

I don’t know if this is really funny or too accurate

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Some people can't work, if your leftism doesn't explicitly allow for this then your leftism is shit

This was a controversial one huh?

Gay weddings from different cultures

no bones day