(+part 2)

when these three start sharing a simultaneous braincell it's gonna be over for EVERYONE

love dungeon meshi senshi's character design bc when he has the helmet on he looks like a fucking pokemon

and then he takes the helmet off and hes just a guy with a face and forehead and everything

edit:

to me he looks like this

hey OP is it alright if i try to doodle that. please

@xeeble PLEASE DO

@ankellysaurus here ya go!

Do not cite the old magic to me. I was there when it was written.

Sometimes I look at the Big Hair People in the comics I wrote back then and have to remind myself that, actually, they were, if anything, understated.

Okay but how did they all get their hair like this? I'd do anything to have this kind of volume.

It's permed, then heavily teased, then sprayed with about half a bottle of Aquanet while you blow dry the hair with your head upside down, then you blow dry the bangs while combing them higher and higher and spraying the other half of the can of Aquanet. You have to add so much hairspray that your hair feels lacquered.

I'm not even sure they make hairspray with that kind of hold anymore?

to get that kind of volume you have to be willing to put a hole in the ozone layer

ive been writing this program to keep track of when you do day to day tasks like doing dishes/laundry. anyways my streak of “bugs in things i write manifesting as infinite loops of unexpectedly poignant user prompts” continues

If I was scrolling faster I would’ve entirely blown this off as an aesthetic post and moved on

Argylle is absurd and a lot of fun but most of all it has my heart because it's a female-led action movie that let its main character have a love interest and didn't punish her by killing him or having him turn out to be evil so that they could have her "grow" and do it on her own. They just let them be partners and in love.

I love that the only major criticism of Argylle is that they should've let Henry Caville and John Cena kiss (and it would've been narrativly justified)

For anyone who likes romance and spies and yearning and a short king being completely head over heels for a woman that can (and does) kick his ass, Argylle is the movie for you. Feel like the marketing team is leaving money on the table by not appealing to the romance crowd that is crying out for more genuine love stories on film and the one in this movie is actually really sweet and features an attractive couple with actual personalities.

DUA LIPA as Lagrange in ARGYLLE 2024 — dir. Matthew Vaughn

Alfie

babygirl ur upset stomach is cuz chemical reaction of food in yo belly created 8 demon chariot riders and they rode off each into one cardinal + intercardinal direction to go light beacons in nightmare towers etcetera

This is how medicine worked until like 1600

regardless of how you feel about homestuck you do have to admit that the story concluding with almost all of the major characters literally deciding to just say fuck it and abandon the story entirely is like. an absolutely iconic narrative decision. you know what i'm not doing this shit anymore. figure it out. bye.

bro stop chanting in dead languages you’re scaring the hoes

im summoning the hoes fool

True hoes are not put off by chantings in dead languages, you fool. Sounds like you've got false hoes, mimics perhaps?

Can I be controversial for one sec

I do enjoy when fictional gay people are tormented by their sexualities and have internalized homophobia and are violent about it both with themselves + with others. I do love to see a bisexual self destructing because they don't accept their feelings. It's cathartic to ME.

#Don't get me wrong I'm glad that gay characters on TV can be shown to be happy. Huge W over the Hayes code.#However personally I enjoy a character that gay kisses someone and then self destructs about it @freedominthedarkmp3

So personally I don’t enjoy this but I respect op’s enjoyment of it, but more to the point this once again really highlights the need for variety in our queer stuff. Yeah, we should have queer characters being happy and also being tormented and every stage in between! We should be spoilt for choice, dammit!

#I love both ends of the spectrum and I think we should be allowed to see every hue of it in media!#I love soft romantic media where you can be assured nothing bad will happen to the characters but then again I enjoy destructive tragic#media too where you go in knowing this will hurt you (in that safe sort of cathartic hurt that media provides) @krfbooks

Anytime someone says something like “less x queer media we need more y queer media” I want to aggressively hit them with a pool noodle bc the answer is “more of all types of queer media”

Actually as I say this I think this is probably true for a lot of different types of representation.

tolkien writing elves: this is Fëafineärenfindelwë he ruled as a king for 12,069 years and he slew seven balrogs and he created three conlangs and he invented light

tolkien writing men: this is Berengorn he's a nobleman with a fancy sword and he looks just like an elf and he was raised by elves and he marries an elf

tolkien writing dwarves: this is Durin XVI Ironking he forged a billion legendary swords

tolkien writing hobbits: this is Berry Bingo Bongfeet he writes songs about trees and he owns a weed farm