justin mcelroy has said many powerful things but honestly no set of words in the english language conveys the same energy as “that’s a funny trick to play on god”
“you’re rearranging deck chairs on the titanic, my friend” is a very close second
“we can do whatever sins we want! there’s no god here to observe this” is very good too
“the man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one” was also good
probably the funniest interaction i’ve had with someone i do not know is the day i had jury duty so my friend pop dropped me off at it and went to class downtown with the agreement she’d pick me up after she got out of class, and if i gout out of jury duty early she’d pick me up from the houston library which was a couple blocks down and easy to walk to and a place you could stay all day with no questions asked
anyways while there i started drawing and this dude kept getting closer and closer till he was like in the chair next to me and was like ‘what a beautiful drawing’ and i’m like thanks but
him saying that reminded me i had been in that position for a couple hours and i really needed to pop my neck so i did
and he immediately called me a disgusting bitch and got up and slammed the chair he was in back into the table and was like ‘can you believe this woman’ to several people who were just trying to read some research books and
still funny
THATS GENUINELY FUNNY TO ME
i like how scooby doo isn’t the product of weird 70s tv animation design but was instead an intentional attempt to create the ugliest trash dog possible
i always forget my grandma used to be a clown so it caught me the fuck off guard when she saw this
and no hesitation saying “oh it’s that creepy clown- oh he’s drinking that’s against clown code”
1. ARE YOU NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN YOUR GRANDMA’S PAST CLOWN CAREER? 2. WHAT’S CLOWN CODE??????????????
In a past life, I was a Christian mime. Seriously. I mimed For The Lord, who apparently is into some Weird Shit. I don’t know man. I was a teenager. I basically did what adults told me, or at least I…. went where adults wanted me to go? I was usually high. That was in violation of clown code. I besmirched the fine name of clowning with my marijuana use.
There is a clown code and it is wildly serious.
like every fourth word in that paragraph sends me on a new tailspin
Presented by myself and @goodluckdetective without comment
That. That is the entire high literature summed up. You just broke all man-written novels
i’m glad we’re learning not to blame actors for bad writing that they have no control over, but like, we still owe kristen stewart an apology
WE DO
“Kristen Stewart has no emotional range” no, she was a good actress playing a character written to have 0 emotional range to make audience projection easier
British people, apparently
tag with where you live and where your washing machines reside
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I can’t hit the ball standing still
when did golf start going trick shot
Dang bretheren
*When he cums, but you’re not finished with him yet*
I just want to get dicked down again =/
Happy one year anniversary to the best post on this site
