i put too much effort into these

there's a font?

Thought exercise. You are me, you are hungry, you want to make my world famous pancake recipe. This recipe needs four eggs. You have three eggs. Do you:

a) go to the store. yes you have a cold, but you could be in and out fast. then again you could run into someone you know. embarrassing.

b) go across the street to your grandparent's house and ask to borrow an egg. you may or may not get a lecture about not being at church. is it worth it.

c) use two of the raw eggs and two hard-boiled eggs. surely this will work out fine

if you picked c, congratulations, you correctly picked my thought process. i have committed an affront to god and my tummy hurts so badly

actually oddly enough the pancakes tasted fine, despite all of the bits of whole egg falling out of them, which is where the affront to god kicks in

anyway if this ever happens again i'm just gonna go to the store. experiment failed, we'll get 'em next time

i didn't....i didn't even think to do that

I could've...used other ingredients......?

actually you know what in fairness to me i've been on a lot of cold medicine this week while battling a virus. from now on i'm only making sandwiches

i'm no longer on ungodly amounts of cold medicine! i wish i could tell you i have no memory of making this post, and by extension the pancakes, but unfortunately i do!

The Three Egg Solution Comment Alignment Chart:

Fun fact this anon was about me using he/him pronouns for Loki while he was transformed into a female horse for the purposes of getting railed by a male horse.

Genitals do not equal gender anon ESPECIALLY when the person in question is shapeshifted into a HORSE

Nice to see everyone enjoying the Norse Horse Intercourse Discourse

We will never forget you.

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What are you all trying to find???

A way to bring him back

Seeing biblical teachings being reversed into conservative teachings is one of the funniest things holy shit. Like this makes it painfully clear that Jesus taught the exact opposite of all these things yet conservatives in the US wanna call themselves “men of god”.

who is that lol

if this post gets a million notes i will buy another vibrator 

wait

*slams reblog*

We’re so close holy shit

Jesus Christ man

Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?

a shat

Dont call it that please

he’s cured

actually if you look at the heart monitor hes flat lining

Gotta die somehow.

he’s cured

A miracle

lion roars are not as powerful as some guy named frank with a trash can

how can you post that and not include the video

“Some guy named Frank?” How dare you

Why do they always write their articles like this??

i think they did confirm it by naming it this

and drawing it like this

also guess what its japanese name literally translates to

I’m not entirely convinced

its no longer labor day you cant reblog the todaybor day post anymore