i’ll stay awake, ‘cause the dark’s not taking prisoners tonight

I wish I had the patience to enter the education field

I could get a job in a heartbeat. Not because teaching is easy, but because I have a b.s. and I know I could do lateral entry to teach a science class

can’t wait to meet my future dog

That dog looks pissed

HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK

you mean to tell me

that there was a god damn CUT OPEN BOOB

IN SURGERY

AND BOYS WERE STILL SEXUALISING IT

FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING FUCK DOES NO ONE SEE HOW FUCKED UP THIS IS

When I took human anatomy, all the boys were *thrilled* to hold the breast implants, but when the professor brought out the jar of preserved penises we had no male volunteers to handle them. THEN she brought out the penis that had been dissected to show the different canals (it split into three more-or-less even sized pieces) and I think 3 boys went straight down like a sack of potatoes. Several more followed when she started pulling it apart and holding it up for the whole class to see. It was like that scene in Dracula Dead and Loving it where Mel Brooks is trying to gross out the med interns. Like, literally. It was hilarious. Bonus: my anatomy professor (who is a woman) informed me that she had not once, in her 20 years of teaching the class, had a female fainter. Women are hardcore.

“ I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.”

DONNIE DARKO [2001]

(via teathlon)

You can watch Netflix while I suck your titties

Where you at tho

I’m not hard to find 😏

I just want all girls to feel the importance of reclaiming their bodies, whether it’s getting a new tattoo, taking a yoga class, eating a piece of cake, fucking someone who makes you laugh, buying a new vibrator, or something as simple as getting a new body lotion. Show yourself kindness and love your damn self.