GIRLS WITH IRON DEFICIENCY MAKE SOME NOI- *falls asleep due to fatigue*

My Uber driver is blasting Dancing Queen and the whole car smells like weed

5 Stars

imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying

killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright lit hurry up tho

killer: do you want to die?

character: yea? what kinda question-

memorable women from courage the cowardly dog

what did the french trademark lawyer say to her wife

je ™

ねこ‏ @shimamike0814

雨の日の小さな幸せ

I love how the captions added are 95% “blessed image” “youve been blessed by the cat stamp” and 5% “how dare you step on that guys timbs holy fuck”

The Computer Room is such a weird concept nowadays but growing up in the 90s/00s we really had a whole ass room dedicated to our computer. Anthropologists 1000 years from now are gonna think we worshiped computers so much we had shrine rooms for them

we renamed it an office to try and pretend but we all know its a computer shrine still

Me @ myself after psychoanalyzing myself: thanks for listening

For my birthday I want my brain cells back

“Let’s go handle it somewhere else”

some kid in the 40s: omg our humour is so incomprehensible on the tv rudy the clown got hit in the face with a pie and my great aunt beatrice didn’t understand it at all i think we accidentally created a new language, historians are going to have such a hard time understanding this

snail as old as slime

reblog the gay frog in 30 seconds and you will meet the gay love of your life