“what do you mean you find being a vampire’s snackpack just as fulfilling as it is hot” i’m a people pleaser. What can i say

Blank class periods do not count.

Bonus points if you put the country in the tags.

@copperbadge my 3am brain decided to provide the worst possible Boston/Chicago amalgamation:

"The Windy Bean" - Moxie & Malort

A Moxie-Malort cocktail that starts out as The Windy Bean but by the end of the night we have, as Chicagoans do, all renamed it "The Fart".

Shen Qingqiu, breaking down SQH's door: AIRPLANE!

Shang Qinghua: I didn't do it!

Shen Qingqiu: Oh, then who, pray tell, told Binghe what a POWER BOTTOM IS!?!?!

Shang Qinghua: ...

Shang Qinghua: Ok, let me explain-

ive been thinking a lot about how shen yuan and shang qinghua have this friendship, right, and once they relaxed a little it'd be obvious at least to those close to them that they have a lot of shared history. but after a while, itd become clear that a lot of that shared history is dirty jokes, and the locations and properties of aphrodisiac/fuck-or-die plants, and that the names they call each other are dick puns, and that shen qingqiu voraciously reads shanh qinghua's erotica even if he heaps criticism on it.

and im just imagining binghe or their disciples or whomever slowly developing a picture of those two having a really wild and misspent youth together before becoming peak lords.

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

I want a new character

Then make one.

Everyone talking about posts that changed their brain chemistry seem to be leaving out this classic, which probably propelled me into activism and more self confidence in a way that I cannot put into words.

take your time

Home is a person (Thor)

can't believe the CANON literally said -

“what makes Loki happy?”

“Thor.”

Thorki keeps winning.

Yesterday I had a dreamt Tumblr started drawing Perry the Platypus humanized and he became a Tumblr-sexyman even tho he doesn't have a Canon human design yet. Then Disney made it canon and married him with Doofenshmirtz on a theatrical movie. Everyone cried and called it the ship of all time, blueprints, etc etc. And even casual people started cosplaying them. And making weddings themed after them. A floating sans head was there for some reason, whispered "February 1" and I woke up in a cold sweat

The prophecy✨👀 (without text ver. can be found here)

YOOOOOOOOO

花城 : 哥哥看哪裡呢~?(笑)

謝憐:沒.....沒有~(羞)

那些飾品刻死我了...終於畫完了XD~

Some days ADHD really does feel like

1. fuck around

2. find out

3. forget almost immediately

one of the most important things, perhaps the most important thing I have learned in my life is that nice people can fuck each other up in monstrous ways. people can be bone deep kind and loving and self reflective and still lash out under pressure. people can be earnestly neighbourly and charitable and hospitable and generous and still find themselves in situations where they become selfish. people can be well meaning and easygoing and gregarious and hold deep seated opinions that turn them into vicious little bullies under the right conditions. nobody is just one thing, and nobody stays one way. every person is a kaleidoscope and they will surprise you. you will surprise yourself. it's not a warning and it's not a judgement and it's not an excuse, and it's certainly not a reason to stop trying or to stop trusting. it is just a fact.

So I never stopped thinking about my giant human form rouye...

First part here

[Reversed AU] The Four Great Calamities/supremes. Special thanks you to t_aera on AO3 For the names/titles of each ghost king/supreme!

Can I speak my truth. I don’t think Brienne is even a little gay. I think she’s a kinsey zero who false positives on everyone’s radar. I think if you dropped brienne into new age 2024 she would get treated as a lesbian in her day to day life but whenever a woman liked her she’d be like. Ummmmmmm I’m really sorry but I don’t. Feel like that. I think she’d give lesbianism the good old college try bc of the direness of her male love life and come down firmly on the side of not attracted to women. I think she is quintessential pnw woman who you think is a slam dunk homerun lesbian based on everything about her who drops the word husband on you. I think she gets clocked on sight and mentions a partner named Jaime which makes people go. Okay. Partner i know that game. Jamie easily the name of a lesbian. Easily. And then she drops the he pronouns and you go. Well. Could still be a weird lesbian. And then Jaime is a business major in a frat with generational wealth. And HE is the kinsey five in the relationship.

Was doing some checking on timelines (conclusion: there is no solid timeline) for IDV, and I came across this description of Tianlang-jun:

...I don't know if this is more clearly marked as negative in the original text, but. Shen Qingqiu. Bro. You can just say that your disciple's dad is a DILF and looking at him takes you back to questioning your heterosexuality