FOOD IN MOVIES

give it up for another 70 years of goo

I can’t stand the fire and gunpowder. Those dopey guys have absolutely no manner. HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE 2004, dir. Hayao Miyazaki

THE X-FILES | 1.07

Khajiit has wares If you have coin…

Thor

my barista didn’t put lemonade in my strawberry açaí and I’m trying not to let it ruin my day by remembering that god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers

if I had a wrestling persona they would be part demon part pharmacist and their name would be DVS (like CVS but pronounced Devious) and their catchphrase would be Welcome To The Harmacy

You reach hell’s gates and meet Cerberus but its heads are the McElroy brothers

Mayor Cuts Down Man’s 30-Year-Old Majestic Tree, His Revenge Is Awesome

This is one of the best stories we read in a long time. An arborist AKA a tree caretaker and tree surgeon from Redondo Beach, California had to watch the death of one of his favorite trees, which was ordered by the mayor. Although he lost a great battle, he won the war. Find out how he avenged the death of his 30-year-old pepper tree named Clyde.

His story was recently shared online and has already been shared over 150k times. RIP Clyde.

Credits: GoblinsStoleMyHouse

This is druidic as fuck

#SHE FUCKING FLOORS HIM AND HE COULD NOT BE HAPPIER WHEN THEY’RE DONE

Can we just…

Look at the way she helps him up. She is TINY and he is so MASSIVE in comparison and she just full on pulls him and he just goes gleefully.

A++ casting.

LMAOOOOOOOOO

no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible

If it’s any consolation, I get it. I’m a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I really had to go so I did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me.

The OCCUPIED stall next to me.

I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, “Uh, you dropped your dick man,” and nudges it over with his foot.

At least he didn’t go “finders-Keepers”

us government asleep, post skipping baguette child

My ancestors are smiling at me @staff. Can you say the same?

“Captain, what should we do? He’s not an NSFW artist.” “Forget the list. He goes to the block.“ “By your orders captain… I’m sorry we’ll make sure your remains are returned to Deviant Art.“