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Donnie Yen Autobiography  “All About Donnie  (問丹心)” Translation Ch.1(pt 1-3)

Guess what… I have translated more of the content of Donnie’s autobiography. I’m planning to translate the first two chapters of his book, which are about his childhood and his experiences when he was early into the show business. 

There are 5 parts in the first chapter “My Personal Development” and 4 parts in the second chapter “Into the Show Business”. 

The previous post I made I had translated part 2 of chapter 2. 

Once again, BIG THANK YOU to my dear beta Dream @evocating for her generosity and patience. My work looks legible because of you. Also thank my real life friend Asura for helping me to clear my mind and translating a few but important sentences for me. 

Crappy photos of the original text taken by me are attached with this post below for reference. Baby Donnie is ADORABLE OKAY!???

Reminder: This post is so damn long with words and pictures. 

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Donnie Yen’s Autobiography: “All About Donnie (問丹心)“

Donnie has written an autobiography back in 2011. Recently I bought it and found some interesting stories of him. THEY WERE ALL DRAMATIC OKAY? I thought I might just translate them and share with you all here. Millions millions thanks to my dear beta Dream @evocating . You have helped me A LOT. 

The stories of Donnie below were about his two encounters with the triads in Hong Kong and Taiwan years ago when he was filming. Donnie is a sexy sweet caring talented dangerous smol who will protect his family and friends at all cost ;;;

Donnie Yen’s autobiography (Page 36-40)

Chapter 2: Getting Into the Film Industry 

“Against the Triads’ Power”

         In recent years, the film industry (in HK) is on a track to be systematic and standardized according to rules and regulations. However, when I first started, people with triad backgrounds working behind the scenes was very common. I daresay that the film producers, especially, were rather dubious. They were hired to deal with the intrusions of the triads like collecting “fines” and “protection fees” and bargaining with them.

        Although I have practiced martial arts for a long time and was skilled in a few ways even then, the two encounters I had with the triads were so dangerous that I barely escaped by a hair’s breath. Nevertheless, there is justice in the world and I got out both of them safely.

“Triads Collecting Protection Fee”

        One day, when I was filming my second leading film “Mismatched Couples”, we went to Yuenlong(a suburb in HK) to film at a villa. New Territories(one of the three main regions of HK. Yuenlong is located there. NT are mainly countryside and suburbs) was far-away from the centre of HK. I heard the producer was dealing with the triad on the phone. The triad who controlled that area claimed that they had to collect ten thousand of HK dollars as protection fee, otherwise, they would “rape the leading female actress and cut the face of the leading male actor”. Of course, the lead male actor referred to me, and the leading ladies were May Lo and Anna Ueyama. Did that mean that we were in danger?

        My master Yuen Wo Ping was rash and hard-headed; he had hot blood in his veins and steel in his spine. As the director of the film, he refused to bow to the triads. He ordered the whole crew to stop filming, and give the triads “a right and proper welcome”. At night, the triad members arrived; two cars full of them. We shone the spotlights onto the main gate and used our own cars to block their route of retreat. Then the crowd, including me, threw ourselves to surround them and threw stones at their windows and windshields to scare them. They were frightened to death and ran away like chickens and stray dogs chased by hounds. It was very satisfying for everyone to watch them go.

        In fact, ten or twenty years ago, the triads were so commonly seen in the Taiwan show business. The film “The Miracle Fighters(1982)” was produced by a Taiwanese triad leader. Making films was only his hobby; his income came from the underground gaming houses.

        However, do not underestimate him as merely one of triads; he’s not stupid or uneducated by any means. He was skillful with his words and with his fists, and could chat with me in fluent English. During free time, we would discuss the films that we have watched. He was a character like the blind warrior, Toshirō Mifune; he would carry along two katanas with him. Even on the sets, he and triad members would place some of their weapons around us, like the lamp stands, so as to warn people from coming to them for revenge.

        One day, a former staff member from the props team brought in some gang members with sickles in hands. Fortunately, YWP came forward and mediated between the two sides, reducing the argument from a mountain to a molehill. The incident thus ended in peace. Nevertheless, in such circumstance, you had to stay alert at every moment or else there will be innocent people who end up hurt.

        A few years later, I brought my sister, Chris Yen, who was only 12-13 years old, with me to Taiwan to film “The Close Encounter of Vampire(1986)”(She was cast in the film). One day I found that there was a bruise on her arm. After investigating, I found out that it was some hooligan on the set who had hurt her. I immediately went to the executive director to explain the situation. Then I waited outside the studio for that thug. When I saw him, I questioned him at once, “Did you bully my sister?” He didn’t even try to deny it. I was so furious that I taught him a lesson with fists. I hit him so hard that, afterwards, the bones of my fingers were bent

        The hooligan hadn’t learned his lesson, so he asked his gang leader to deal with me. The situation was like this: on one hand, there was a crowd who was crying out for my blood; on the other, the film’s boss knew it wasn’t my fault. So he hurriedly got some people to escort me back to the hotel I was staying. I had offended the wrong people on the set so it was lucky that the boss helped me to resolve the incident. Or else I would have been stabbed god knows how many times, and died in Taiwan.

        In those days, my blood ran hot and I believed that situations should be resolved by violence: an eye for an eye. That was recklessness. In a civilized society, we should instead use the law to deal with criminal elements. That’s the sensible way.

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the harry potter books rated by mentions of how handsome sirius is

philosopher's stone: no direct mention of sirius but hagrid gives harry a photo album with pictures of his parents and you know sirius is being actively handsome in at least a third of them (5/10)
chamber of secrets: a hollow, empty book (-10/10)
prisoner of azkaban: uncle vernon disapproves of sirius' hair at the beginning of the book which means it looks sufficiently punk rock even after twelve years in prison. harry thinks sirius looks handsome in the photo from his parent's wedding day and hp is super pissed off at that point so it must be an objective fact; other than that not a great time for sirius or his #look (7/10)
goblet of fire: sirius looks good even when his face is made of flames. feels true and right. (8/10)
order of the phoenix: an entire flashback devoted to the "casual elegance" of sirius' hair and how good-looking he is. at one point he looks "rather haughty and bored, but very handsomely so". excellent stuff jkr. would get full marks except for my inability to accept the end of this book (9.5/10)
half-blood prince: one can only hope that sirius is keeping it fresh up in wizard heaven but who can say for sure (2/10)
deathly hallows: sirius is described as carelessly handsome in a photo, although im personally skeptical about how careless it was. ghost sirius is tall and handsome, as per usual. (8/10)
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the harry potter books rated by Harry's Sass™

the sorcerer's stone: dudley asking harry if he wants to practice sticking his head down the toilet and harry replying "no thanks, the poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it - it might be sick" like ooo!!! sick burn!!! good for an 11 year old but overall still in the developmental stage. 6/10
the chamber of secrets: dudley (once again lmao get rekt) telling harry "i know what day it is" and harry replying "well done, so you've finally learned the days of the week." lockhart trying to be all Amazing Teacher™ and shit and telling harry "just do what i did, harry!" and harry saying "what, drop my wand?" overall good but not with as much of an Oomph™ factor as the sorcerer's stone. 5/10
the prisoner of azkaban: ah yes!!! Harry's Sass™ in its adolescent years!!!! no longer a toddler, now solidly about 11 years old. draco making fun of harry for fainting at the quidditch game bc of the dementors and saying "shame [the broom] doesn't come with a parachute - in case you get too near a dementor." and harry replying "pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours, malfoy. then it could catch the snitch for you." 8/10 purely because he fucking MURDERED whiny bitch ass baby malfoy ha ha take that
the goblet of fire: a good amount of sass!! a healthy amount of sass! perhaps a bit held back though (come on harry get it together). rita skeeter annoying harry and asking for a word and jk rowling LITERALLY writing "'yeah, you can have a word,' said harry savagely. 'good-bye'" like FUCK he is canon savage in this book!!!! DAMN!!!!! and then he reks malfoy AGAIN "you know that expression [your mother's got], like she's got dung under her nose? has she always looked like that, or was it just because you were with her?" MOTHERFUCK GO OFF 9/10
the order of the phoenix: HOLY GRAIL OF HARRY'S SASS™. THE MOTHERLOAD. GOD DAMN. when vernon asks him why he's listening to the news again and harry replies w/ "well, it changes every day, you see." when hermione's warning him about picking fights w/ malfoy bc malfoy will make life hard for him and harry's like "wow, i wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life" like fuck harry!!! tell us how u really feel!!!! literally ANY TIME he talks to an adult he doesn't like. sassing dudley left & right, putting him in his place w/ "this is night, diddykins. that's what we call it when it goes all dark like this" like fuck harry brought out the big guns w/ "diddykins". overall wonderful, truly. a good healthy teenage dose of sass. 100/10
the half blood prince: SHIT DO I EVEN NEED TO SAY ANYTHING EXCEPT "THERE'S NO NEED TO CALL ME SIR, PROFESSOR" LIKE FUCK. BEST PART OF THE WHOLE BOOK. OF THE WHOLE SERIES. FUCKING OWNED SNAPE HE'S FUCKIN REKT LYING ON THE FLOOR CRYING DRINKING SOME CHEAP ASS DISGUSTING ASS FIREWHISKEY. BREAKS THE GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING SCALE SO FAR OFF THE SCALE IT'S ON MARS. INFINITY/10. FUCK.
the deathly hallows: "it's time you learned some respect!" "it's time you earned it" sassing the minister of magic hooooooo boy. not much else bc harry's too busy like saving the world and shit. so extra points for multitasking and being an overall well rounded sass-er. 8/10
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Not sure if still open. But I would love to see an established 00q fic where James is Catsitting for Q and one of the cats goes missing so James has to use his spy skills to find it. I just love 00q's cats and would be fine with any cat-centric fic.

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I’ve been sitting on this forever I am so sorry. I just never got a really good concept to run with. This is the best I was able to come up with; I hope you enjoy it nonetheless!

Q didn’t travel often. It wasn’t so much that he hated airplanes—which he did, to be fair—but that, for all that he was a well-educated individual with a healthy appreciation for the arts, he had little interest in leaving London. Bond didn’t understand it, though he was starting to: Q had a home—not just a house, though it was a house. He had two cats, who he adored; he had favourite restaurants and haunts and friends outside of work. Bond had never had any of that, but the notion was growing on him about the time Q announced that he was to be leaving for the United States.

“I’ll be gone for two weeks,” Q said mournfully. He was standing in his kitchen in one of Bond’s shirts and his pair of fuzzy green socks—“my feet get cold, Bond, don’t you dare laugh”—staring at the kettle as he waited for it to come to a boil. It was the first thing Q said to him that morning.

Bond immediately switched on the coffee maker.

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Boys, interrupted: a Sweet Pool review

Sweet Pool can be seen as an allegory of adolescence: a story that tells us in it’s own fantastic way about the hardships of searching for our own identity and a place where we belong. About what it means to go through so much physical and emotional changes, to face the intensification of our desires and to cope with the expectations that befall on us once we leave our childhood behind.

In this review I will be developing this idea as well as writing a plot summary, main characters guide and explaining how the game works.

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