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At the end of my rope and it keeps getting longer like some sort of clown handkerchief bit?

@su9ray on ig

these turkish delights have turkish ends....

"you sound smart" that's because i've spent years doing academic writing to the point that it's my default cadence plus or minus the use of profanity as a tone indicator

"you sound stupid" that's because i'm dumb as fuck

Neil!!!

you would have known that already if you’d been paying attention to my blog

dentists will splash some water in your mouth and youll think "oh a nice drink of water i was parched" just for them to suck it back out with their wretched little tube. disingenuous behavior

crossing my arms & going hmph about some things currently

yeah the bands i like are all pretty underground you probably havent heard of them. twelve drummers drumming. eleven pipers piping. ten lords a-leaping. nine ladies dancing. eight maids a-milking. seven swans a-swimming. six geese a-laying. five golden rings. theres more but like i said you wouldnt know them

what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster

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"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"