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@aloniall / aloniall.tumblr.com

hi i'm grace (she/her) and i just love a lot of things but mostly louis tomlinson and harry styles
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dancefloors

seeing a post about a character "haunting the narrative" after they've left and the two wolves inside of me fighting brutally to tag it either 'jackie yellowjackets' or 'zayn malik'

striking parallels if you ask me. being on a plane crash on a deserted island and going insane is kind of akin to being drafted into one direction on reality talent show The X Factor if you think about it. yes Zayn is Jackie (hot, insecure, dying suddenly) and Louis his Shauna (holds grudges, loses ZaynJackie - mad and obsessed with it for the rest of his life. babygate. dare I say more). Harry as Lottie in that he gets there and immediately starts being gay/weird/cult leader. Niall Laura Lee Horan. Liam Misty Payne. Coach Simon Cowell of course. now what really intrigues me is the essential question in the opposite direction - which member of the yellowjackets is releasing strip that down after escaping the island

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the biggest hill i will die on is probably “riverdale is a satirical commentary and anyone who takes it seriously and mocks it because of that is not only boring but also not as smart as they think they are”

like i’m convinced that everyone who thinks riverdale is serious and takes the show at face value has never actually seen it and instead just consumes those “riverdale cringe” compilation videos on youtube

riverdale knows exactly what it’s doing. the show makes fun of its more ridiculous plot points (the serial killer genes, archie fighting a bear, seizures being contagious, jughead being called jughead) and the characters are very aware of the insanity they live in.

the show is designed to make fun of teen dramas and archie comics while also fitting in a bunch of ridiculous homages to everything from gaslight (1944) to swamp thing to the godfather. molly ringwald plays a recurring character, but they also do a breakfast club homage episode guest starring anthony michael hall, but the breakfast club still exists as a film in the riverdale universe. they have an episode called “lynchian” despite madchen amick playing a main character, and skeet ulrich of scream fame talks about using corn syrup for fake blood. a character that goes around her house in long dresses and carrying candelabrums and douses herself in blood a la carrie white and refers to her life as a “dickensian nightmare” is told that she’s a gothic heroine that behaves the way she does to cope with the tragedy in her life. a student is brutally murdered on opening night of the school musical, and there’s several suicides related to cyanide laced blue drinks, and so they decide that the next musical they’ll do is heathers. two of the antagonists of season four are named donna sweett and bret weston wallis, and they attend a school called stonewall prep (riverdale’s showrunner is a gay man), and they attempt to murder jughead after bringing him into their secret society. the other antagonist of season four is their new school principal, who the gang want to murder because he cancelled their senior prom (partially due to three students being killed by a man with a hook for a hand at their junior prom), and it’s only after they get him fired and he tells them that riverdale is not a normal town and they need to prepare for the real world, that he was just trying to help them.

and like any good comedy, it throws in enough heart and warmth to make you care about the characters and their relationships.

just because riverdale doesn’t spoon fed the satirical elements to its viewers doesn’t mean it’s ever tried to hide it. you cannot claim to understand media and the genre of comedy if you watch riverdale and think “wow this show is not even remotely self aware and wants me to take it very seriously.” riverdale is a show that exists solely for entertainment purposes. the dialogue is silly, the plots are ridiculous, and the characters are insane, but all of this is deliberate.

and it always has been.

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"Not beating the ___ allegations" is such a 'now' turn of phrase, implying as it does a world where everyone's behavior is always on literal trial by a guilt-presuming judge and jury that consists of anyone who happens to be paying attention.

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ironmyrmidon

Not beating the panopticon allegations

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alloutshirt

i think a single pic of 1d all in their thirties together would put me in an infinite loop of dying going to heaven and coming back to life

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ultward

twilight soundtracks be like: you will hear gentle folk music and you will feel at home

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acecroft

My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAN WINCHESTER!! 🎉

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wait im sorry you're telling me that jensen ackles not only bought a cake and made a group of actors surround him and sing happy birthday to dean winchester.....but he ALSO "resurrected" dean, in an episode of his spn spinoff that aired on dean's birthday....... god if i could speak to the 2021 desticule

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