Sweet Sacrilege

who scared him?? who

Watch this if you want to be completely dumbfounded.

cancel this corpse

i can just be me ✿

Depeche Gurl

u wot m8? [video]

when your computer insists that it has urgent updates

Alistair buddy are U alright. Do U need a bandaid or something pal, talk to me

Why do people wanna fuck cartoon ponies like wtf

When you hate women and you’re a homophobe you’re options are limited

The Ruggie is a pressure-sensitive alarm clock that won’t shut off until you’re standing on it. Source

“If it were illegal to possess fire arms, most people would just turn them in.”

don’t take a japanese class unless you like the idea of being in weeaboo hell

*looks in a mirror* you again

✨💜🦄💜✨

so like. dragon age though.

origins: your party is a bunch of misfits, right, but they’re well-meaning. we’ve got some people who are really trying to do good by themselves and work together to defeat the blight. desperate times bringing together fighters to save ferelden.

inquisition: the cream of the crop. these guys are the fuckin top of the food chain, elite warriors, spies, an actual fuckin god. they are battle-tested and hardened. even the cinnamon buns will set you on fire.

da 2: who the FUCK even kNOWS fenris get out of the liquor cabinet haHAhHA everything’s fine aveline anders FUCKING PUT DOWN THE BOMB I SWEAR TO THE MAKER isabela nO fUCK